Sandro Rosell

[Esteve]

I read that! Jordi El Bilton Culé was robbed.

 

[Fourteen]

That would be the day....

By cheating

Prove it!

All we did was offer the people a succulent offer and they couldn't resist.

 

[Esteve]

Where is Jordi? I want him here NOW!

 

[Fourteen]

Hold the phone...

Is Jordzibob, Jordi El Bilton Cule?

 

[Esteve]

Unfortunately, no, he's not.

How I wish he was an extremist like the good ol' Jordi with whom I never had the pleasure of speaking with. No! Wait, I did actually. Once.

 

[Fourteen]

Thank god, I can't stand that guy.

 

[Esteve]

And why's that? Seemed like a pleasant, mature member to me.

 

[Fourteen]

Just like i'm the Queen of Zimbabwe.

 

[Esteve]

I know you are. That's common knowledge.

 

[Fourteen]

Well good then!

 

[Metaphysical]

if I had known about this I would have run as the charismatic leader with CA as my staggeringly well-informed vice-president.

y'all would have no chance.

 

[Cule Angles]

Apparently last time I proposed denying Barça membership to anybody that couldn't recite all three verses of Els Segadors backwards. Or something like that.

 

[Metaphysical]

yeah see, that's an issue where I'd have to soften your incredibly hard-line.

 

[La Furia]

Apparently last time I proposed denying Barça membership to anybody that couldn't recite all three verses of Els Segadors backwards. Or something like that.

Weren't you banned by Gio for having a racist platform?

 

[Cule Angles]

I'm not getting into all that again, it was a very sad state of affairs which spelt the beginning of the end for that forum.