Complete translation:
Host: I'm a little bit nervous, because five minutes ago Gunnar told me:"You have to do this Interview. That is a really good e-sports player from Call of Duty." and gave me a Wikipedia article to prepare. So I can welcome Christian Chmiel. He was the winner of the 2008 ESL-Pro Series, took a break and is now since 2011 back. Hello Christian.
Schürrle: Hi, nice to be here.
Host: I'm surprised that you speak German. In my article it say you are from England. But after the "Hi" came a "Wie geht's", and i was like hey he speaks German.
Schürrle: Yes, my mother is from Germany and my father is from England, so you do learn a bit, but that is probably not in the article.
Host: So you grow up bilingual.
Host:: So, I'm of course good informed and have a few questions: Do you think Denial deserved to win over Revenge at the Championship?
(Schürrle is laughing)
Schürrle: Again?
Host: Ok, Den.. (Schürrle is laughing) Why are you laughing?
Schürrle: I don't know..
Host: Where you at that tournament?
Schürrle: Well, I did play against hi ma few times, but I always won, so
Host: So they are just no names for you are to good.
Schürrle: Exactly, and you have to have some self-confidence. They have not a chance against me.
Host: But at the tournament: Do you think Denial deserved to win against Revenge?
Schürrle: Yes of course, I think it was a good ga.. (starts laughing)
Host: Why is everybody laughing? Are you dumb? (to Schürrle) You of course not, but everybody else...
Schürrle: I think we have to clear up something. (points to the article) That's not me.
Host: Gunnar(Guy who gave her the wikipedia article) do you want to tell me something? And who is Christian Chmiel then? [ At 2:00 ]
(Schürrle takes the wikipedia article)
Host: Please, read who you are supposed to be.
Schürrle
reads) He is an e-sports player. He won five times the Championship in the game Counter Strike. Yes, that's definitely not me
Host: Ok, but whats with the 9th January. Is this really your birthday?
Schürrle: Ähm, no.
Host: What a shame, that's my birthday. I thought that would be cool. Shit.
Host: Well, you probably did not play in the clan "Moussports", right?
Host: OK, let me ask you than: Who are you?
Schürrle: I'm a football player. National team Germany, Andre Schürrle.
(Gives him her hand)
Host: Hi, nice to meet you Andre. (laughing)
Schürrle: Nice to meet you, too. (laughing)
Host: Then let's just apply my Call of Duty questions to football. [ At 3:00 ]
Host: The actual first questions would be, which rank did you have in the last MLG-Championship, so how where you ranked in your last competitions?
Schürrle: We were runner-ups...
Host: in?
Schürrle: ..in the Bundesliga.
Host: That is pretty good!
Schürrle: Really good. Then we won the Pokal. So we had a pretty good season, that was nice.
Host: And you said that you where in the national team. What did you won lastly there?
(Everybody is laughing)
Host
to the people behind the camera) Come on, I thought that would be a interview about the game [The Interview takes place on a Call of Duty lunch event]. Do you think I know anything about football?
Schürrle: You don't know?
Host: No, not at all.
Schürrle:I've been told we gonna make a interview about football.
Host: I've been told we gonna talk about Call of Duty...
Schürrle: We won the world cup with the national team.
Host: Oh, right, I think I actually watched that.
Schürrle: That did you saw, right?. We won that.
[..]
Host: Ok, second question, are you rather the "objective" or the "slayer"? OK, let me explain: Objective is the player who take flags and plant bombs. Slayer is the player who is rather in rage-mode and kills everybody. [ At 4:08 ]
Schürrle: I'm rather the slayer. Just wandering around plating bombs is not my thing, you have to be in the game.
Host: So, what do you play? So for me, everybody watching probably knows it already.
Schürrle: What I play? Football.
Host: Yes but where. There are positions, right? like to slayer or objective?
Schürrle: Not quite.
Host: But, do you have a favorite position?
Schürrle: Oh, I see, yeah I like to play as striker. The one who scores the goals. Like the slayer, who gets trough the defense and scores the goals.
Host: Ok, last question, i have so many football-quas... (laughing) After that world cup question I better not gonna ask you more about football. [ At 5:00 ]
Host: (To the people behind the camera): Should I ask a easy or complex question? Easy? Ok.
Host: Who do you think gonna win the next Championship.
(Schürrle looks confused)
Host: In football.
Schürrle: Oh, in football. Ok. Would be nice if we would win that, but it is difficult.
Host: In what team do you play?
Schürrle: Wolfsburg.
Host: Vfl Wolfsburg?
Schürrle
surprised) Yes, right.
Host: I do know that from radio.
Schürrle: Yes, it would be nice if we would win, but there are enough other teams who would also like to win.
Host: Now, I of course hope you going to win.
Schürrle: Very good, one fan more.
Host: Yes, that was Andre, right?
Schürrle: Yes, not Christian.
Host: Fuck you Gunnar. (to Schürrle) Do you want to say good bye?
Schürrle: Shure, ciao.
