World Gangsta XI

[zanela]

In wake of all the recent El Clásico brawls, I thought i dedicate a thread to the mad and bad boys of football. They're notorious for their temper and on/off pitch-aggression. Loved by the faithfuls, despised by the opposition camp..I present to you my WORLD BAD BOY XI:


-----------------Kahn----------------------
Ramos-----Pepe-----Materazzi----Mihajlović
-----Roy Keane--Gattuso---Effenberg-------
--------Maradona------Cantona-----------
---------------Zlatan--------------


Manager: Mourinho



yours?

 

[Barcaman]

woow, Z. That would be my choice pretty much as well.
Although... I would look to fit in Vinnnie Jones somewhere

 

[BrianSwan]

No place for Joey Barton?

Pinto in goal too

 

[Metaphysical]

bad boy XI of current players only. and I'm not just going for psychos, being a thug or an aggressive dick will get you on this team.

The World Cunt XI:

Pinto
Ramos Pepe Carvalho Marcelo
De Jong
Rios MVB
Barton
Suarez Zlatan​

(honourable mention to Arbeloa, who's a decent guy normally but turns into a hooting dickhole whenever a Barcelona player is nearby).

(and RVP, who will always be a piece of shit, but is completely outcunted by Suarez and Zlatan for both scale and consistency).

 

[Worms]

What about Lugano?

And that was in a friendly LOL.

 

[yusuf]

What about Lugano?

And that was in a friendly LOL.

LoL lugano is a legend

 

[Antigun]

(and RVP, who will always be a piece of shit, but is completely outcunted by Suarez and Zlatan for both scale and consistency).

We can always create a World Handicapped XI for that.

RvP - loss of hearing
Pepe - loss of brain
Etc - Etc

 

[RedMadridista]

Let's not forget the real gangster here... The most average footballer in the world. Nile Ranger.......

 

[antonnn]

bad boy XI of current players only. and I'm not just going for psychos, being a thug or an aggressive dick will get you on this team.

The World Cunt XI:

Pinto
Ramos Pepe Carvalho Marcelo
De Jong
Rios MVB
Barton
Suarez Zlatan​

(honourable mention to Arbeloa, who's a decent guy normally but turns into a hooting dickhole whenever a Barcelona player is nearby).

(and RVP, who will always be a piece of shit, but is completely outcunted by Suarez and Zlatan for both scale and consistency).

What? No Super Mario?! I thought you of all people would put him in! Or do you think he's too much of a legend to be there?

 

[mejji^]

-----------------Wiese----------------------
Ramos-----Pepe-----Materazzi----Marchena
-----Roy Keane--------Gravesen-------
--------Maradona---Totti---Cantona-----------
---------------Adriano-------------


that would be mine xD

 

[Metaphysical]

What? No Super Mario?! I thought you of all people would put him in! Or do you think he's too much of a legend to be there?

he's too awesome.

if I made a Bad Boy XI (which would have misfits, oddballs and lesser dicks) he'd be first name on the team-sheet for that.

 

[Lemmi]

Ramos? He's just a fag.

Javi Navarro and Pablo Alfaro would fuck everyone up.

..........and Ben Thatcher.

 

[La Furia]

Ramos? He's just a fag.

Javi Navarro and Pablo Alfaro would fuck everyone up.

This.

The Doctor and the Butcher were wrecking machines.



Also, Pablo Garcia is still playing football everyone.

 

[Onuphrius]

bad boy XI of current players only. and I'm not just going for psychos, being a thug or an aggressive dick will get you on this team.

The World Cunt XI:

Pinto
Ramos Pepe Carvalho Marcelo
De Jong
Rios MVB
Barton
Suarez Zlatan​

(honourable mention to Arbeloa, who's a decent guy normally but turns into a hooting dickhole whenever a Barcelona player is nearby).

(and RVP, who will always be a piece of shit, but is completely outcunted by Suarez and Zlatan for both scale and consistency).

Pretty much tells everything you need to know about R€al MMAdrid UFC

 

[Metaphysical]

Ramos? He's just a fag.

Javi Navarro and Pablo Alfaro would fuck everyone up.

..........and Ben Thatcher.

his red card count says otherwise. man's a one-man tornado, even if he does look like a woman.

and Navarro & Alfaro are retired. I was going for active players.

is Thatcher still playing? what a cunt. he definitely hasta get in the team.

Also, Pablo Garcia is still playing football everyone.

he is?

may haveta stick him in there ahead of Rios. I mean, he was Rios before Rios was Rios.