Which Real Madrid player would you most like to slap?

[Sergio]

Cuerim Ballzema!

His spanish name is better: Crema Eczema. If only he had a skin condition it would be perfect, I guess herpes is very likely somewhere down the line though.

 

[Pajo]

Pepe is the obvious choice here... Although Ramos comes close enough...

Marcelo is there too, but love him as player, i repeat, AS PLAYER, so i wont want to hit him

 

[Chainsaw]

Marcelo is there too, but love him as player, i repeat, AS PLAYER, so i wont want to hit him

 

[JonM]

Kaka. To make him wake up and leave this club in which he doesn't fit at all.

 

[VivaBarca]

Pepe

 

[HerpDerp]

I would bitch slap everyone except Casillas and Kaka.
Voted Cristina.

 

[Superfly]

Di Maria.

 

[Flavia]

Marcelo and Pepe.

 

[Agri]

I would like to do the same as Villa and hit Özils eyes back in place. But I voted Pepe, because of pure hate.

 

[impeh]

Pepe, but its a tough question..

 

[XaviMessiGirl]

I picked Pepe, but honestly I would slap everyone except Kaka and maybe Higuain.


Pepe, Marcelo, Carvalho, Khedira for being dirty
CR for being super annoying
Iker, I normally like and respect him but after his recent comments it looks like he got brainwashed by Mou
Xabi, I'd slap until he agreed to go back to Liverpool
And everyone else just because.

 

[Catalonian Devil]

Depends on the point in time really...

At the moment Pepe would be the popular choice to be at the receiving end of most of the cule's slaps, Marcelo of course would also be a close second following the Cesc incident. A while ago Ramos and Ronaldo would've gotten more votes...

Any day I would go for CR7, but Marcelo's excessive cuntness lately has earned him the right to have his cheek raped...

 

[knicks]

All,except Kaka..I would like to give a big slap to Mourinho!

 

[Catalonian Devil]

All,except Kaka..I would like to give a big slap to Mourinho!

That's one long line you have to wait in...

 

[BarcaGirl]

Everyone, except Kaka and Higuain.
But if really I had to choose one, it would be Marcelo.