Luuk De Jong

[fergus90]

Jokes on fans who don't know football.. He is not the profile to play against a high block (bayern) or a low block (granada). He is tailor made for medium block. Wait and see

He's like a steak, need to get it just right. But i'd say more low-medium than medium.

 

[Raketa10]

Martin is a baller for this clown.

 

[ZenI]

I thought he would be useful at least when we cross like maniacs against busses - but nope, he is rubbish even at that...

 

[Porque]

I know this guy is fast becoming a meme but I didnt think he was that bad. Sublime goal line clearance too.

Motm.

 

[ZenI]

Jokes on fans who don't know football.. He is not the profile to play against a high block (bayern) or a low block (granada). He is tailor made for medium block. Wait and see

"He is tailor made for medium block" - wut???

 

[HanDW]

Not even Prince Boateng was this bad.

 

[Luftstalag14]

Not even Prince Boateng was this bad.

Comparable.

 

[JohnN]

Slow like a turtle, can't pass, can't shoot, can't head the ball. What the actual fuck were they thinking. Just put Araujo up front and cross until the sun stops shining.

 

[khaled_a_d]

Again, please be kind to him. It's not his fault he's here instead of playing for Sabadell.

Genuinly thought about this during the game.
Being bad at Barca was never kind experience on players, and Luuk is here only because we are brook and badly injured.
He is a Seville reject whom they paid part of his wage to move him out

 

[Xaviniesta]

already miss braithwaite dearly

 

[FinBarcelonafan]

Braithwaite brings so much more to the table. He can score those tap-ins but add in the work rate.

 

[wisconsincule]

That header that he actually cleared lol. Fuck we suck.

 

[FCMessi]

Koeman asked for LDJ and Barca could not afford anything else

 

[Ustari]

Wtf why did you head the ball with your eyes closed?

 

[Total-Football]

I think we made history. We prolly signed the worst player in the world. How the hell did he get to sevilla?