Joan Laporta

[Loki]

Font is a clown who thinks he can lead the club with a powerpoint presentation. He has the charisma of a street latern. Imagine him trying to convince a high-profile player to join the club...

How many times do the socios have to show, that they don't want Font anywhere near the club? How many elections did this guy lose already? What about his "vote of no confidence" against Laporta he proudly presented, did he lose it on the way to the office? He's a fucking clown and shame on everyone who supports him, even Xavi.

You don't have to support Laporta, but find a decent candidate then. Font is just a waste of time for everybody. Maybe Xavi sees in Font another possibility to return coaching Barca, because Laporta won't give him another chance. But that's a selfish reason to support him.

Prepare for a new powerpoint presentation with Xavi on each sheet

 

[JamDav1982]

As if Laporta is who players move to Barca to play under... most of them will know full well exactly who Laporta is and how far he can be trusted.

Top players have signed for Barca when can regardless.

If that is the type of argument Laporta and supporters have then it proves the likes of Fonts point.

Folk who love Laporta dont like any kind of campaign or plan. That much has been proven.

 

[jamrock]

Font is the perfect candidate when you think about it.

He's slim, he doesn't "lie", he's a PowerPoint expert, who also believes FM is the single most valuable tool the club can invest in.

Next level stuff.

 

[jamrock]

I actually just thought of a even better scenario while driving,i'm really cooking with this one.

A few on here will creame their pants with this.

Rosell President
Barto V.P in charge of finances.
Font V.P in charge of sporting department, power B.I and PowerPoint presentation ( he won't say yes without these tools being given it's proper priority at the club)

🤯🤯🤯🤯.

 

[JamDav1982]

Laporta fan boys hate a 'plan'.

Xavi fanboys in a spin.

They much prefer those that refuse to debate. Refuse to put forward a campaign. Those that lie about what will happen if voted in.

The type of person who belives Laporta chose Barca over Messi/CVC.

Type of person who believed Barca would get 1m a ay from Limak.

 

[Loki]

I actually just thought of a even better scenario while driving,i'm really cooking with this one.

A few on here will creame their pants with this.

Rosell President
Barto V.P in charge of finances.
Font V.P in charge of sporting department, power B.I and PowerPoint presentation ( he won't say yes without these tools being given it's proper priority at the club)

🤯🤯🤯🤯.

Mourinho as head coach and Pochettino as his Co. would make it perfect.

 

[Devils]

Font is a clown who thinks he can lead the club with a powerpoint presentation. He has the charisma of a street latern. Imagine him trying to convince a high-profile player to join the club...

Could he could do worse than Laporta who lost 2 ballon dor winners in the span of 3 years?

tough record to beat lmao!

 

[Don Juan Laporta Estruch]

I actually just thought of a even better scenario while driving,i'm really cooking with this one.

A few on here will creame their pants with this.

Rosell President
Barto V.P in charge of finances.
Font V.P in charge of sporting department, power B.I and PowerPoint presentation ( he won't say yes without these tools being given it's proper priority at the club)

🤯🤯🤯🤯.

Elena Fort as Sporting Director so we can sell Pedri and replace him with a transgender Aitana Bonmati.

 

[TheStig]

It'll be interesting to see if Laporta will try to win with his classic promise of a top player bullshit like he did with Beckham/Pogba/Messi. Are the socios stupid enough to believe it? Probably.

Can't see him losing anyway, there are no real candidates except Font. Getting Xavi's support won't be enough.

 

[Andresito]

Haaland is coming guys

 

[FCBarca]

Font is a clown who thinks he can lead the club with a powerpoint presentation. He has the charisma of a street latern. Imagine him trying to convince a high-profile player to join the club...

How many times do the socios have to show, that they don't want Font anywhere near the club? How many elections did this guy lose already? What about his "vote of no confidence" against Laporta he proudly presented, did he lose it on the way to the office? He's a fucking clown and shame on everyone who supports him, even Xavi.

You don't have to support Laporta, but find a decent candidate then. Font is just a waste of time for everybody. Maybe Xavi sees in Font another possibility to return coaching Barca, because Laporta won't give him another chance. But that's a selfish reason to support him.

Prepare for a new powerpoint presentation with Xavi on each sheet

Xavi, Xavi, Xavi

 

[TheStig]

Haaland is coming guys

Yep, he seems as the obvious bullshit promise from Laporta.

 

[Barcaman]

Legends like Iniesta, Puyol or even Messi should get involved and stand behind someone new.
Who would that, noone knows.

 

[Don Juan Laporta Estruch]

They can get Batman, Elvis Presley, Tupac Shakur, Lily Phillips and Optimus Prime to get behind a new candidate and he still wouldn't have a chance against Don Laporta.

You guys seriously underestimate how wildly popular Laporta is in Catalunya. Most people on the ground realise what a great job he is doing.

They are wise enough to know how deep the shit Barca would have been in if anyone else would have taken over. They also know the comical history of past presidents going back as far as Gaspart and beyond.

Just like his football teams, when The Teflon Don competes, he wins.

 

[TheStig]

They were also wise enough to vote for and let Rosell & Bartomeu ruin the club for 10 years.