9 - Robert Lewandowski

[Temptation]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2008188269150769602

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2008308854266708240

 

[Rassvet]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2008188269150769602

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2008308854266708240

Averaging more than a goal per 90 minutes but forum pea brains will tell you he’s a washed donkey

 

[FCBarca]

Really enjoyable interview with player

 

[Temptation]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2007893676119490570

 

[Andresito]

Can't see that record of 5 goals ever getting beaten

 

[Temptation]

🐐

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2010045395460567290

 

[TemporaryFan]

Is he starting today?
Asking, cause I must decide if I should stay and watch the show or leave early to deliver this load to Eddie Gein's land without rolling through the night?

 

[TemporaryFan]

I am a horrible "temporary" fan. I am so sorry...but I have to confess and I can't help but be honest here...
When Lewandowski is not playing, not only do I not care at all but kinda wish for Barca to lose...to prove that without 37 year old Lewa they can't score shit.
But whenever he is on...oh boy...I am 100 % for Barca to win

 

[MonteCuler]

Is he starting today?
Asking, cause I must decide if I should stay and watch the show or leave early to deliver this load to Eddie Gein's land without rolling through the night?

Probably not

He is a bench option to Ferran now. It's best to accept it

 

[TemporaryFan]

Probably not

He is a bench option to Ferran now. It's best to accept it

If that's the case, here's what I want to happen;
Ferran is playing shit and can't score, RM gets two before the halftime, Lewandowski gets on in 60th minute and gets a hat-trick, saves the day...and everyone loves Robert and gives him flowers.

That's what temporary fanship is...

 

[Gnidrologist]

Pathetic wankery.

 

[Fati_Future_BallonDor]

Can't see that record of 5 goals ever getting beaten

Never say never but yeah looks like an alltime record, even Pep couldnt believe what he saw there 🤯

 

[ZenI]

I have that dude on ignore, but today I read his posts - what a wanker...

 

[TemporaryFan]

Pathetic wankery.

Uh...uh....
Human psychie is that primitive when you strip it from all the pompous facade.
It longs for plain emotional satiating...as simple as scratching an itch or taking a shit.
Why pretend? Taking a shit is ugly but necessary, nonetheless.

 

[TemporaryFan]

I have that dude on ignore, but today I read his posts - what a wanker...

you don't.
You unignore me wheneve I want you to read...I work you good.