9 - Robert Lewandowski

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There you are
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Tyler

Active member
RL9 has always missed chances. He has had a tendency to miss easier chances and convert the tougher ones.

Similar to CR7 in that regard.

RL9 is one of the greatest goalscorers ever but not the most clinical. He is clinical obviously but not as clinical as Messi, Kane or Son.

Robert gets into amazing positions consistently and has GOAT tier movement and offensive awareness. He's a very complete striker. Can score with his left, right, head, volleys, penalties, free kicks, from crosses, running in behind, outside the box, from nothing, acrobatic stuff, etc. That's why he's such a great goalscorer.

Appreciate the detailed reply. I only asked because in the few games I've seen Barca play this season he wasn't as clinical as I expected him to be, considering his record is insane.
 

SebaDzik

Active member
Yeah, I do that every weekend. Your boy though...

Realise you're surprised there's these expectations. But you have to come to terms this is Barca and not some Polish retirement home.

Happy for you, a worthy endeavour and ambitious too - much harder than trailer parks honeys and yes, since you mentioned, retirement home residents. On par with London clubs at 4am at least.

My boy has no time, plays football on 3 fronts often as a starter, so yes private life might suffer. Not sure as much as you assume, and your association of abs and infidelity is a bit reaching, though in line with general level of insight you present.

Would probably find it much harder than you do anyway, especially plagued with abs.
 

DonAK

President of FC Barcelona
If he steps up and helps us win the treble then he'll be appreciated forever here. Would cement himself as a club legend.

He's not perfect, but let's not forget that he decided to leave a stable club in Bayern that were regarded as a top contender for every trophy for a Barca that everyone in the world were mocking for being broke, in a rebuild and claiming would turn into a meme club like AC Milan for so many years.

Which tells you the pull Barca have even at the club's worst and how Lewandowski despite all the warnings still decided that he wanted to join us and help us get back to our best.

He didn't come here to coast for his retirement. He simply got old and declined.
 

SebaDzik

Active member
🍺 is good on a hot/humid day when I am done lawn mowing. But 6 of those, and I am beyond repair until the next morning....I mean those are half liter mugs...unless we talk some pint glasses...those we should count by a dozen. :lol:
As a soft drink yes ofc, I have a ridiculously powerful urge for a cold one coming down a mountain on a hot day, for example.

It's worst for getting drunk though. Vodka up to a bottle brings clarity, and intellectual boost heh. Beer on the other hand just foggy, and, like you said, kidney cleaner.
 

FCMessi

Senior Member
Protect and hanging on the ball or dive when there is a very threatening play or an obvious outlet.

Also butchered at least 2 clear chances first 45 vs Celta.
 

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