Which Real Madrid player would you most like to slap?

[Ode to Django]

Di Maria for sure, that guy is unbelievably annoying also he's a scrawny little thing, I'd imagine Pepe is pretty tough but him next

 

[Hete BLKSM]

I would love to bitchslap the cunt.

 

[Bilal Khan]

I would love to bitchslap the cunt.

that can apply to any one of them.. be more specific.

 

[Barcafan 2304]

that can apply to any one of them.. be more specific.

Hard to be, most of them deserve it

 

[Deco 20]

No need to call Ramos a gipsy... 'Kick racism out of football.'

On topic: Pepe, and then GTFO before he stabs me 1000 times

 

[Moe]

Come on Nolan, how could you forget Aitor "The Elephant" Karanka?? I would like to slap that puppet but since he's not in the poll I would slap Ricardo "The Kingfish" Carvalho, maybe then he would man up his way of running.

But I would replace the slap with a punch. A slap is too girlish...

A slap is too "Godfatherish", I like it.

 

[La Furia]

Karanka deserves more than a slap.

 

[zanela]

Sergio Ramos.

I want revenge after this incident. Infuriates me everytime i watch it. C***!

 

[Ocelot]

Ramos ofc

 

[Chainsaw]

Slap is not enough!

 

[La Furia]

A slap can be very effective. Case in point:

 

[barcafc]

all of them except Kaka and Benzema
voted for pepe!!

 

[Hete BLKSM]

that can apply to any one of them.. be more specific.

Not if you check the OP.

 

[mitkoa7x]

Pepe, Dive Maria, CR7, Marcelo and Jose. I voted Pepe but if I had the chance I would just pull out a gun and shoot all five.

 

[Michael Laudrup]

Sergio Ramos!