La Liga Round 1: Mallorca - Barca 0-3

[Loki]

Flick most likely told them to slow it down as well second half.

Flick says: "Shut up Loki, you talk out of your ass again"

Hansi Flick: "These are very important points, but I didn't like the match. The team dropped their intensity too much in the second half, that can't happen. We need to talk about it."

 

[weloveyuner]

Got the three points, no injuries, Yamal scores a nice one at the end...no complaints 👍

 

[Horatio]

we looked great first 30 mins. Very dynamic. Lamine a menace on right wing.

 

[Skalman]

No intensity, No creativity, No runs into space, just pass it to Yamal, so, so predictable

 

[Iniesta Ultra]

Even before reds almost all short inshas, after reds horseshit horseshoe recycling short inshas against tiniest bus we'll ever face. Ferret redebuted classic backpass to keeper from oppo half while ahead of most players on pitch. Trashford bambied on ice mimicking crynaldo stepovers. Yamal more careless than 12 yo endless spamming, getting his goal celebrated way too hard only encourages shocking immaturity. Rujo more cringe than a Rudiger bicycle attempt. Cuba doing hail marys pre-reds. Donkey doing usual donkey things. Torrents cross to stands, looks of riding short bus.

This is what happens when players do woke exercises like running in figure 8s holding hands. Relegation PL teams play with more professionalism than this fucking disgrace. Didn't see worse gimpball under Xavi.

So disgusted.

 

[jamrock]

Yea flick!! Get on those bastard asses,

3 goals, 9 men.

Unacceptable

 

[Iniesta Ultra]

How could I forget another classic Balde dribble and pass to defender in box. Mojica's better than all our FBs.

 

[jaype]

There were runs into space but our midfielders are allergic to making those passes for some reason. Just possession for the sake of it.

 

[Iniesta Ultra]

There were runs into space but our midfielders are allergic to making those passes for some reason. Just possession for the sake of it.

Ya kidding, all donkey ever does is run into space. If he didn't have such a shit first touch maybe someone would pass to him.

 

[Richard.H]

Match was basically a training session in the 2nd half

 

[Skalman]

Why do we start the season with 3 away games?

 

[Barcaman]

3/10 would not..

 

[FCBarca]

Raphinha fortunate to escape a red, it was debatable - Mallorca will feel right to be aggrieved but they can say nothing about the 2 reds they justifiably received. Garcia on the receiving end of super dangerous play with the boot to the head - very lucky

Lamine was sensational and the match was effectively over after the 2 reds, Flick is right that they switched off.

The only criticisms for me was that I thought Olmo was not sharp enough and agree that Jofre’s crosses were pretty disappointing quality. I very much enjoyed watching Joan Garcia tonight, so much to like to his game already but he looks a natural fit for Barça - he is a commanding presence

 

[Asylum15]

I'm back lads.

Match was immensely low intensity - red cards killed the game.

Hansi didn't sound happy.

 

[Barcaman]

We looked good before the red anyway.

Deserved.

Why the team let off later I don't know, won't bother with 2nd half.

San Moix done. Next!