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    3 - Alejandro Balde

    I've never seen a worse crosser. The one he hit low from Gundogan's pass (Xavi when crazy) was pure heartache. Does he even look before he hits it?
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    6 - Gavi

    Headless chicken, zero awareness. Admittedly bought into some of the hype but this guy isn't good enough for our first XI if we have an ounce of ambition. He needs to develop significantly. I absolutely fucking hate his temperment also, a constant red card waiting to happen.
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    6 - Gavi

    Was a big proportion of the Gavi hype train in the past but it's clear he's not progressed at all over the last 12 months. Really offers us nothing but a hothead and lots of running. He was dreadful last night.
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    La Liga Round 4: Osasuna - Barca 1-2

    We look like a team of 5/10 functional players. Everything is functional; we go wide, then back inside, then wide, then back inside. It's aimless, uninspiring and lacking any ounce of personality. Unless our wide players do something individual, we don't create an ounce. I can't help but feel...
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    9 - Robert Lewandowski

    Never seen such a weak classic 9 player with his physical attributes. He gets bodied constantly and seems to always just be a step behind everything. We've rebuilt our defence/midfield somewhat this year but this guy is the glaring issue we still have. Argue with someone else about him winning...
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    La Liga Round 1: Getafe - Barca 0-0

    2016, yeah my mistake.
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    La Liga Round 1: Getafe - Barca 0-0

    I find us hard to watch as a supporter since 2006. We are painfully predictable and have absolutley zero character anymore.
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    9 - Robert Lewandowski

    Said it when he signed and will say it again. He spends more time on the fucking ground than rainwater. What's the point in all those muscles if he gets shoved around by sub-standard La Liga players? I'd sell tomorrow if we had the chance.
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    La Liga Round 1: Getafe - Barca 0-0

    We are incredibly predictable, un-inspiring and immensely boring these days. That was clearly a penalty, though.
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    Lionel "The Greatest of All Time" Messi V2

    Getting a 36 year old on massive wages relative to our bill who will absolutely contribute ZERO to our team press, distance covered etc. We're getting a fucking passenger who will do magic every now and then but walk around 80% of the time. We're getting a guy who will destabilise this team as...
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    Lionel "The Greatest of All Time" Messi V2

    I can't help but feel like I'm losing interest in us with these types of decisions. What the fuck are we doing? Honestly?
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    Lionel "The Greatest of All Time" Messi V2

    This club is truly doomed if we sign this guy back. The most amazing player I've ever seen and our greatest ever but the boat has sailed, why can't we just fucking move on? This club and it's staff drive me crazy.
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    Vinícius Júnior

    One of those incredibly talented players that you wish got hit by a fucking bus. Zero respect for him because he dives on the ground like a fucking pussy, constantly.
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    7 - Ferran Torres

    I just can't even with this cunt, honestly. Nobody deserves personal attacks but I can't remember seeing a bigger waste of time at this club. He makes Coutinho look like fucking Maradona.
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    Xavi Hernández

    This. Sometimes it's not about tactics/strategy, it's about being fucking animated, putting fear into players, screaming and being passionate to inspire a change of psychology. He just stands there, rubbing his nose and doing that deep analytical look and clapping his hands when players fuck...
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    11 - Raphinha

    Has alot of positive aspects to his game but just doesn't have that elite acceleration to skip past players. He's predictable and once things go against him he throws tantrums and dives. Like about 90% of our current squad, will do OK against Eibar but be invisible against quality teams.
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    Lionel "The Greatest of All Time" Messi V2

    We are DUMB as fucking rocks if we take this guy back, I don't care what his salary is. Look at my forum art, I'm his biggest fan but he will destroy the project that Xavi has been working on and completely ruin any off the ball press/cohesion we have. Time to ignore the nostalgia here, we...
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    3 - Alejandro Balde

    Add a bit of muscle, better decision making in final third and some defensive positional quality and this guy can be our LB for years. He's one of two people in this team I believe in currently.
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    Copa: FC Barcelona - Real Madrid 1-4

    We need to keep Messi the fuck away from this squad, I don't give a bollocks about his legacy. Last thing we need is a guy strolling around when we don't have it!
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    Copa: FC Barcelona - Real Madrid 1-4

    Classic us to lose that one so heavily. Decent first 40 minutes where we should have been more clinical but lacked real cutting edge. Rafinha was eliminated by Camavinga leaving Lewa isolated more often than not. Once they scored an undeserved first goal, you could see our body language...

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