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    Iñaki Peña (loaned to Elche)

    Unsurprising how poor this guy was IMO. His lack of energy, vocality and aggression around the box doesn't fit the profile of a modern top keeper. That reaction to the Villarreal 4th goal was kick to the face worthy. I'd be furious as a coach if my keeper pulled out like that.
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    Who could replace Xavi?

    I just want us to abandon ''Barca DNA.'' I want us to get with the fucking times and find a coach who understands this. We need to better balance verticiality with piss poor, slow, predictable and passive build up play. We need to cover more ground as a team, we need to understand the importance...
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    Xavi Hernández

    Saw he left and was like YES. Saw he's staying until the season's end and was like OH FFS. If the players have lost faith in him, they'll likely just sulk until year end, especially the bigger ''egos.'' The team is dysfunctional, why are we extending this until the season's end when we have...
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    Hector Fort (loaned to Elche)

    He's physically very strong too. Loves to get in with shoulder tackles alot and for a thin framed guy, was bullying Bilbao at times. As a poster said before, he wanted the ball, he was vocal and he was confident af. I like this guy.
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    Jürgen Klopp

    Imagine Klopp declaring his interest in managing us but Xavi won't leave. :shakeshead:
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    Jürgen Klopp

    I hear you, just found that piece interesting. I'd love him here for us but we should focus on getting our manager out the door first, then Laporta after him.
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    Jürgen Klopp

    Watched the interview at length. I think he may retire for good you know. ''I'm a normal guy who's lived a non normal life for too long, and I want to change that.''
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    The Scholes Lampard Gerrard debate

    I'd take Gerrard. Did it in the weakest team of the 3 surrounded constantly by mediocrity. He'd have won a number of trophies in an even semi coherent top team. Most complete of the 3 IMO, not necessarily the best passer or shooter but he encompassed a more complete set of skills than the other two.
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    Copa del Rey 1/4 final: Athletic Club - Barca 4-2

    Unfortunately, I have to agree here, the season is over for us. We haven't the mentality, consistency or the coach to do fuck all from here. CL is going to be very rough.
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    Xavi Hernández

    I just almost passed out from laughing, thanks man.
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    23 - Jules Kounde

    I have no idea why but when he was at Sevilla, in the games I'd seen of him, he looked so fast and difficult to beat 1v1. Everytime I see him play for us, he gets caught too high, beaten in 1v1s (not necessarily against genuine pace) and his clearances seem to often fall back into poor areas...
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    7 - Ferran Torres

    Please god sell this guy. It's so obvious he's not even in the right universe to be a Barca starter.
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    3 - Alejandro Balde

    My biggest disappointment by a mile. He looks like such a low IQ ballhog. His end product once in attack is absolutely zero. Ceiling nowhere near as high as people thought.
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    Spanish Supercopa Final: Real Madrid - Barca 4-1

    And the murdering we will get in the CL either from Napoli or after.
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    Spanish Supercopa Final: Real Madrid - Barca 4-1

    I care less about their incredible CV and more about their ability to motivate, to absolutely instill a crystal clear system, mentality and respect. Not a cuck who stands quietly on the side clapping as his team plays like shit! A manager who is as far away from ''Barca DNA'' as possible next...
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    Spanish Supercopa Final: Real Madrid - Barca 4-1

    Cruyff spoke about the idiocy of running excessively in an 11 man game. Making the ball do the yards within the confines of a team which is moving in tandem up the field. How we play football now? We constantly keep the possession for no reason, no means of an end. Once it arrives into the...
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    9 - Robert Lewandowski

    He's absolutely awful and nowhere good enough to lead our line. However, there are about 10 players in this squad who don't deserve to wear the shirt.
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    Liga Round 17: Valencia - Barca 1-1

    Araujo for their goal did absolutely nothing when the ball was in the air. Didn't go and attack it, just watched it bounce. Then stood like a statue with his boy Kounde when the Valencia player turned onto his right to shoot. Absolutely fucking abysmal.
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    Xavi Hernández

    Ignorance is bliss.
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    Xavi Hernández

    Amazing player, the reason I started watching us years and years ago so my affinity to him is huge. It's time to go.

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