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    Sergio Busquets

    it sure is. Busquets is a tall Pep. props to my man Bobby Cheesecake for being the first to say it.
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    Who will still score this season (v2)?

    you'd figure that, at some point, one of Badger's long-range whomps will actually deflect in rather than deflect out.
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    World's best midfielder

    this is why I love you, dude. consistent as a muhfucka. THAT SAID, HOWEVER, where were you (or Raed, for that matter) when I was arguing Cambiasso > Gerrard a couple of years ago? it was pre-awesome CL run, so everyone wasn't yet on the Cucho bandwagon, but I'd have thought a consistent and...
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    Sergio Agüero

    his release clause is now €45m. he's practically begging you to sign him.
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    Eric Abidal

    it was Henry in the Bernabeu without the awesome finish (the turn and flying fist pump)
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    World's best midfielder

    :lol: at who voted for Cucho. you two... man, you never fail me! it can't be Pirlo or Xabi, they need a bodyguard alongside them. I tossed a coin to decide between Cesc and Schweiny. it fell for Cesc. (major props to Van Gaal for turning Schweiny from the German Lampard to a fuckin' midfield...
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    Eric Abidal

    Half-Man Half-Beast. Bilal has been fuckin' boss this season, and this was the best moment of all. stellar finish (totally faked out Athletic who were prepped for a cross) and a wicked celebration.
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    10 - Lionel Messi - v1

    loved the Kevin Davies impression for the goal. he has so many strings on his bow. it's mental.
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    Vincent Kompany

    Bruno Alves is worth every penny paid for him. look at that poor honkey. he never stood a chance!
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    Vincent Kompany

    he was great in FM back in the day. then for years he looked like he'd never be as good as he was on the game. then Citeh were forced to play him at CB and he turned into a monster. crackin' player, but not worth the hassle. frankly if we're gonna sign a Puyol replacement from outside (we...
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    Gabriel Milito

    the replacement for Puyol will come from La Masia. you can't import what Puyol gives us. Fontás, Bartra, Gomez... one of them will do it. I don't mind Abidal as a CB, especially at home where his pace covers our high-line superbly. and really, alongside Piqué, I don't think he'd even be THAT...
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    Gabriel Milito

    he wants to play in the Copa America, and fair play to him I hope he makes the squad. I hold no grudges against him, I just knew he'd be gone once Abidal proved competent at CB. so does Puyol-Milito. without Chygrynskiy in the squad, any defensive partnership without Piqué has a sense of...
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    Gabriel Milito

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    Worst FCB buy of the decade

    except was it really worse than paying 21m for Geovanni? it's not about the objective quality of the player, it's about how they delivered for us and whether they proved to be worth their money. Zlatan was poor for large stretches, but very good as well. given the market at the time, 48m was...
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    La Liga XI

    I'll be employing 12 of my 72 allocated virgins to service Javi Martinez's 12 penises in order to wear him down so he becomes an impotent mass of post-coital Basque nonchalance.
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    Jesús Navas

    1 game back. Sevilla win. Navas sets up the winner. JESUS HAS BEEN RESURRECTED.
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    Andy Carroll

    Carroll? Carroll?! all caps when you spell the man's name! ANDREW THOMAS CARROLL.
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    Pedro Rodriguez

    Bojan. despite obvious talent, he is held back by being a bit of a pussy. does what he's told.
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    La Liga XI

    Senna is old and will be hounded in possession by any one of my three players in the AM line. this will isolate Xavi and allow Banega and Bruno to essentially take turns dealing with him while the other marks the space. CR will also waste possession by shooting constantly from bad positions...
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    La Liga XI

    De Gea Cendros Pepe Ruiz Monreal Banega Bruno Navas Messi Griezman Llorente and Reina Ivanovic Rio Hangeland Baines Modric Tioté Adam Nasri Tevez Welbeck

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