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    Marquinhos

    never knew you were so shockingly racist, Noles.
  2. Metaphysical

    Xavi Hernández

    I would happily transport Xavi's brain into Sergi Roberto's body. can we do that, actually? Xavi's brain is still as good as ever, but his body has betrayed him, the cunt. how ironic that Qatar may save us from enduring him becoming a Catalan Raul tho.
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    Rafinha Alcantara

    he makes Deulofeu look like Kournikova and his brother look like Mauresmo. what a sexy bastard.
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    Aymeric Laporte

    Pogba would easily make the top 4 and top 5, but he's a filthy merc in the thrall of Mino Raiola so he's disqualified.
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    Aymeric Laporte

    Varane is not worthy. Baudelaire, Cantona, Thuram, Laporte. the four greatest Frenchmen of all-time.
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    Eliaquim Mangala

    wicked defender. makes a fuckload of mistakes. him and Kompany as a duo would be LOLSOME. commentators would be jacking it so hard to how well they were playing then they'd utterly fuck themselves in the eye and lead to City conceding a goal. combined with Yaya Touré's lack of tracking back...
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    Do you think Rakitic will be a better fit for Barça than Cesc?

    White Jesus is a fit for anything. that pass is football's version of walking on water. WHITE JESUS.
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    İlkay Gündoğan

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    Ivan Rakitić

    Ivan Rakitic: White Jesus
  10. Metaphysical

    Aymeric Laporte

    if Deschamps picked a team full of Africans, Muslims & Basques I'm 100% certain they would win the World Cup.
  11. Metaphysical

    Sergio Busquets

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    Aymeric Laporte

    best Frenchman since Lilian Thuram. Barça not signing him is a complete and utter moral failure.
  13. Metaphysical

    Gerard Piqué

    look at lil' homie decked out in blaugrana. god bless.
  14. Metaphysical

    Jeremy Mathieu

    underrated because he's an ugly pasty ginger. he's proper. would definitely take him as a 2nd CB signing.
  15. Metaphysical

    Aaron Ramsey

    with Costa, Willian, Salah, Oscar & Hazard plus no Lampard to accommodate and possibly Big Bird in goal, Chelsea are gonna absolutely buttfuck the PL into submission. Mourinho is gonna build an engine of ruin.
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    Marquinhos

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    Rafinha Alcantara

    Ballon d'Or 2016.
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    Marquinhos

    I see whoscored is the new zonal marking. I didn't think it could get more annoying than "WELL ACCORDING TO ZONAL MARKING..." but here we are.
  19. Metaphysical

    Mehdi Benatia

    indeed. he also managed to shine as a defender playing in a team managed by Zeman. if you don't know how impressive that is, then, well, too bad. he then went to PSG and did something Benatia has yet to do: play in the Champions League! and not just that, but play WELL in the Champions League!
  20. Metaphysical

    Alexis Sanchez

    he has. but despite that no one's afraid of him scoring on them (so all markers still collapse on Messi & Neymar). and if you had to pick someone to for sure finish a chance, you wouldn't pick him would you? which makes using him as a #9 a tricky prospect. I'm all for allowing him to stay &...

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