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  1. Metaphysical

    Gerard Piqué

  2. Metaphysical

    Gerard Piqué

  3. Metaphysical

    Cesc Fàbregas

  4. Metaphysical

    Mattia De Sciglio

    he's a right twink. we should sign him. give Piqué a new side piece since Zlatan & Bojan aren't around anymore.
  5. Metaphysical

    David Luiz

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    Gerard Deulofeu

    absolute Grade One cunt. let's see if he's a loyal cunt.
  7. Metaphysical

    David Luiz

    bit like your dad then innit.
  8. Metaphysical

    Andrea Pirlo

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    Gerard Piqué

    no he's all "if I grab the booty it's not gonna look good on the front page" coz you know he wants to grab the booty. who wouldn't?
  10. Metaphysical

    Andrea Pirlo

    Fixed.
  11. Metaphysical

    Gerard Piqué

    Mashallah, Piquenbauer. Mashallah.
  12. Metaphysical

    Yaya Toure

    yeah but when has that ever stopped Seluk? he's always after a payday and he can no longer get it at City. my guess? Yaya joins Monaco. they're the only club in a position to give him a monster deal as their FFP sanctions won't kick in for a few years yet. but hey maybe I'm wrong and he'll...
  13. Metaphysical

    Sergio Busquets

    Yaya Touré's tears cure cancer. too bad every time he cries the tears land on his jeans and their magic is lost, all because there's no birthday cake in his lap.
  14. Metaphysical

    David Luiz

    deffo the 2nd best CB in the world after Phil Jones. have Barça signed him yet?
  15. Metaphysical

    Yaya Toure

    Yaya's a merc. his stock is sky-high now but because of FFP sanctions City can't give him a new contract, so now he's suddenly upset and wants to leave? CLASSIC Yaya. but hey I only told you and everyone else on this forum that, what, 4 years ago? but nahhhh Yaya was a saint! he left because...
  16. Metaphysical

    Sergio Busquets

  17. Metaphysical

    Alexis Sanchez

  18. Metaphysical

    AC Milan

  19. Metaphysical

    Wayne Rooney

    this is Wayne Rooney's career since the end of 2012:
  20. Metaphysical

    AC Milan

    yeah but Balo & El are magic and will be the stars of the team next season. Pazzini is average and irrelevant, Mexes is pure Eurotrash, Taarabt is mid-table nonsense and so far below Milan's level (like Boateng was) it's sad to see him feature. good point about De Sciglio tho. I had forgotten...

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