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  1. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    18 - Gerard Martín

    He's only really a meme because we've got a spoilt fanbase. I think a left back from the youth system who got an assist every 6 games, playing in a EPL team would be looked upon as a ' interesting prospect ' from their fanbase. Look at Ayden Heaven from Utd for example, who has shown far less...
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    Pau Víctor

    Scores on his Braga debut ! Keep it up, Pau. :redbeard:
  3. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    Barca 2025 pre-season

    The fans have paid 500 Euros a ticket and no Gerard Martin ?
  4. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    Hans-Dieter Flick

    We are 5 nil up in essentially a friendly and Hansi 'Gala Xi y Nada mas' Flick has only made 2 substitutes. I hope it's not going to be another season of that.
  5. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    Barca 2025 pre-season

    The only way this could get better is if we sub on MATS and immediately concede.
  6. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    16 - Fermín López

    The most underrated footballer in the squad. Maybe the most underrated footballer in the world. Anyone mentioning selling him should be banned from here on in. :messi:
  7. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    Barca 2025 pre-season

    There is genuinely more of an atmosphere in a Femeni match. This is a new low. I'm embarrassed watching it. If they don't sort the atmosphere out in the new stadium, it's going to be the biggest waste of money of all time. I genuinely applaud the players putting in an effort, when the...
  8. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    Barca 2025 pre-season

    Hansi ' Gala Xi y Nada mas ' Flick :flick2:
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    Joan Laporta

    How can you say that a team that basically admitted last season that they can't play without referees helping them, is the ' best club ' ? They are the only club in the history of football that has to have all the referees supporting them, League Presidents working for them, and the League's...
  10. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    Premier League 24/25

    I must be the only guy that thinks Salah isn't world class. Always flops on these occasions. Never fails to turn in to a ghost at Wembley. Whenever he does score or assist and I watch the full game, I see a player who isn't world class in anything. Not technique. Not first touch. Not...
  11. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    Barca Transfers and Rumors

    I call your Van de Ven and I raise you with Murillo. VdeV has a horrible injury record and for me he is a cast iron case of someone who will struggle with availability for the rest of his career. As such, I would stay well away from him. Murillo is going under the radar because he plays for a...
  12. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    1 - Marc-Andre ter Stegen

    Ter Stegen on Instagram : " Dear Culers, like many others before me, I thought I could give Juan Money Mayweather Aporta his first L. And like many others before me, I failed. His supporters on Barcaforum were right and I was wrong. Special mention to those bastards @Don Juan Laporta...
  13. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    Joan Laporta

    They blame Laporta for selling a player to Saudi for free, not knowing the player had a clause in his contract to leave for free. They blame Laporta for putting said clause in Inigio's contact, not knowing it wasn't Laporta who negotiated the contract. They move on to blame Deco for putting...
  14. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    Barca Transfers and Rumors

    Franculino Dju. 5 goals in 2 games so far this season. Huge Cule who dreams of wearing the shirt. Not ready yet, but just got to hope he or someone else explodes this season. As things stand I'd buy no CF. Kane too old and way too slow. Alvarez and Isak, not worth the money required to buy...
  15. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    4 - Ronald Araújo

    Hahaha my guy. DON URUGUAYO. I suspected you was going to come back and return to your great form under Don Xavi. After Inigo left, I am now absolutely convinced of it ! Do you know why I am convinced? Because these things always work out well for us. Like when everyone was crying when...
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    Iñigo Martínez

    So much doom and gloom. It's almost like people don't realise we have Klopp on steroids at the wheel. I walk around my town with a full on erection sticking out of my trousers. When people ask me what I'm doing I look at them quizzically and say " Don't you know Don Hansi is the manager of...
  17. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    Worst Moment For You As a Barca Fan..

    For me it's hard to decide between 3 moments, so I have put them in order of how they emotionally damaged me. 1) 2) 3) Bona fucking nit. :banghead::banghead::banghead:
  18. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    Iñigo Martínez

    He wouldn't need to play 50 games a season with all the other CB options in the squad. It suits both parties to make out Inigo has left because he doesn't feel he is worthy to do justice to the shirt anymore. But in truth, he wanted to secure the bag. That's why he wanted a zero fee release...
  19. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    18 - Gerard Martín

    Gerard Van de Ven Martin when he realised he wasn't playing left back any more and hence would have to wait to break the La Liga assists record.
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    Iñigo Martínez

    And they were counting at the start of last season as well. By the end of it the only thing they had to count was how many manitas they took in their Madridista culo. If in doubt, look at my avatar, and BELIEVE IN DON DIETER BUMSI FLICK.

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