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  1. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    Camp Nou

    Does not matter how much he lied. Does not matter how long the delay. Does not matter how much the cost. What matters is that no Barca president in history could have completed this monumental task cheaper or quicker. Imagine Barto in charge of it. And then thank your lucky stars...
  2. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    Florian Wirtz

    Wirtz struggling in the EPL is not the flex EPL fans think it is. Questions needs to be asked why an EPL club with the highest net spend in Europe is parking the bus like Stoke City, whilst small clubs in Germany have the BALLS to come out and play against Bayern and Dortmund. The negative...
  3. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    Camp Nou

    Stadium looks ready to house 60k rather than the 27k allocated. Probably some elf and safety jobsworths are the only ones blocking it from happening. What an amazing job Limak have done in the time given. They will gain a huge amount of business from this and we gain from having to pay them...
  4. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    Joan Laporta

    Juan 'Money Mayweather' Aporta remains unbeaten. 🥊
  5. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    Serie A

    Don't make me send Big Dick Barca to Ligue 1 to treat all the clubs there like a French Lily Philips. :xavi: yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Bonaaaaaaa Nit 🥂
  6. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    Serie A

    No one gives a shit, hermano. Here we only care about Big Dick Barca. No one cares about the rest of this corrupt puto liga. We watching Flickball and we feeling good. Bona nit 🥂
  7. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    Ligue 1

    There are no words to sum up the above debate. Only a picture. And here is that picture. :biden:
  8. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    FC Barcelona Finances

    The EPL has spent 3.2 BILLION this summer. :biden: Barcelona, who is a bigger club, and generated more revenues than any EPL club last season, despite playing in front of half their normal average attendance, spent LESS THAN 1 PERCENT OF THE EPL. Fuck. :trump: Shit. :banghead...
  9. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    Barca Transfers and Rumors

    Liverpool move miraculously broke down at the last minute so that Barca could steal him for free in the summer. God showing His Barca shirt under His jacket AGAIN. Wouldn't even need to change his kit. Vika Barsha :rockon:
  10. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    Barca Transfers and Rumors

    Osimhen should be the guy as things stand. Big, strong, huge aerial threat. Exactly what we lack. People will say he lacks the technique, that I can't argue with, but I'd say we have enough technique in the team already. What we need is something different. We need someone to score UGLY...
  11. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    3 - Alejandro Balde

    Cucu has developed into one of the best left backs in the world and was brilliant last season, so not a bad reflection on Balde at all. One of the few who left La Masia and went on to do great things. Though it should have been obvious he was a keeper from his loan spells at Eibar, and...
  12. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    16 - Fermín López

    Fermin is far more valuable than people here make out because he is first sub for a guy who has a loyalty card at the local Barcelona hospital. Add that to the fact that Fermin is by FAR the most impactful player we have coming off the bench and he really should be in the ' Not for Sale '...
  13. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    Barca Transfers and Rumors

    Maybe you can explain why a club that didn't even vote for him can sign a player on high wages for 50m and have him registered in their B team and in contrast a club who voted for him signs a player for 48m LESS, on far lower wages, but has their application for him to be registered for their B...
  14. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    Joan Laporta

    Agreed. That freeloader UNICEF piece of shit needs to go. :boss:
  15. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    7 - Ferran Torres

    When were you ever with this club? :mou:
  16. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    Camp Nou

    Are the speakers at the Camp Nou working? If so they should just play this song on repeat. Would be hilarious.
  17. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    16 - Fermín López

    Fermin's missus is too highly strung. He needs a more ' everything goes ' type of woman. And what better example of that than Dame Lily Philips. If he can get over the fact that she looks like Vladimir Putin's love child, they could be something quite special together. :putin: :biden:
  18. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    16 - Fermín López

    Tebas has turned the transfer window for Spanish clubs into something as scary as watching Nightmare on Elm Street as a 10 year old. Every motherfucker is scared to hit the sack incase Freddy Krueger appears in their dream and kidnaps their teams best player to the EPL. All this so his...
  19. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    Barca Transfers and Rumors

    This is the sort of argument that Madrid fans use when trying to defend Tebas' Madrid favouritism. " Oh, but Barca voted for him. " The ONLY reason Barca vote for him is because he is winning regardless and not voting for him just creates an enemy for no reason. Much like Barca created an...
  20. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    16 - Fermín López

    They should make a new rule. Anyone who leaves La Masia for petrol dollars against the club's wishes, should never have the door opened for a return to the club. This might help convince a few more to stick with us. Those mercenaries that left made their beds and we shouldn't extend them an...

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