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  1. malvolio

    10 - Lamine Yamal

    BREAKING! FC Barcelona star Lamine Yamal has been ruled out of this weekend’s highly anticipated El Clásico clash against Real Madrid after sustaining a penile frenulum tear. Yamal sustained the injury during one of the sex marathons he performed with his garden gnome. His recovery will...
  2. malvolio

    16 - Fermín López

    Fermin would hardly have a place on the bench for Pep's Barca, let alone start games. Pedro started and scored in a CL final against prime Man Utd and was an important player for Chelsea when they won the title with Conte. Not to mention his overall trophy cabinet. You lot should seriously...
  3. malvolio

    Hans-Dieter Flick

    Lots of variables this season. 1. Team looks complacent at times during games. We start with enthusiasm but continue by acting arrogant - see Pedri strolling around casually losing the ball or Yamal acting like he completed football 2. Don't know if it's about injuries, but we look bad at both...
  4. malvolio

    La Liga Round 10: Real - Barca 2-1

    Game will be decided by Madrid's finishing. They sure as hell get lots of chances to score. If they convert it's bad for us. Our main weapon from last season - the attack, is not firing on all cylinders.
  5. malvolio

    CL : Barca - Olympiakos 6-1

    Missed the offside thing. Fair enough if that's the case.
  6. malvolio

    16 - Fermín López

    I'll give you Oleguer. Pedro was a better player than Fermin.
  7. malvolio

    CL : Barca - Olympiakos 6-1

    Rightly so. Ref out there to blatantly rob Olympiacos. They score a valid goal but he overturns it for them to take a pen. Then he gives a yellow for a dive and pen for Barca where GK is first to ball.
  8. malvolio

    16 - Fermín López

    Talent to start for Barca or course. Not talent in general. He is a Betis level player, not that there's anything wrong with that.
  9. malvolio

    16 - Fermín López

    He ain't pushing shit. He always had drive and ambition, it's the genuine talent and brains that is lacking.
  10. malvolio

    CL : Barca - Olympiakos 6-1

    Yeah, in Clasico all bets are off. So probably a roller-coaster of a match.
  11. malvolio

    16 - Fermín López

    This forum never learns :lol:
  12. malvolio

    CL : Barca - Olympiakos 6-1

    Seems this team is due another humiliation or a real turnaround. Can't think of any good game we had this season. Even when beating some bums we manage to look bad. Unlucky with injuries, but general level and commitment from players is way off.
  13. malvolio

    Champions League 25/26

    Arsenal - Atletico is game of the round. Two closely matched teams with different styles.
  14. malvolio

    4 - Ronald Araújo

    Looks clumsy as hell with his size 50 feet trying to control the ball. :lol:
  15. malvolio

    4 - Ronald Araújo

    Probably good like Pique back in the day, for last 10 minutes when you go full attack. Otherwise too heavy to start games.
  16. malvolio

    Hans-Dieter Flick

    Guardiola era was the best - Abidal-Pique-Puyol-Alves. Perfect blend of power, aerial ability, passing out of defense and overall defending. Plus we had prime Dani Alves, who ran the whole right flank. It was perfect for Barca of course, not in therms of absolute defending. You need some...
  17. malvolio

    Lionel "The Greatest of All Time" Messi V2

    Objectives for 2026 and career ending: Back to back Finalissima winner Bury that fat cunt Laporta in the presidential elections Back to back WC winner
  18. malvolio

    Hans-Dieter Flick

    It's not even about high line anymore. Defense is sub-par. We have no in-form defender and we still struggling to find out what is our best CB pairing. Even Kounde(who was seen as the best defender we have) looks like a clown lately.
  19. malvolio

    Joan Laporta

    We'll be playing with Hamas on our shirts in no time. Gazprom and Lukoil on the sleeves for good measure.
  20. malvolio

    10 - Lamine Yamal

    His whole game right now is about coming inside from wide and shooting/crossing at far corner. He'll need to be more versatile if he wants to move centrally.

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