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  1. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    25 - Wojciech Szczęsny

    It's another monumental failure of our Special Olympics Sporting Department that we have gone in to the season with a back up goalkeeper who wasn't good enough even to be backup at Galatasaray. Once again, a higher power has saved us from our own incompetence.
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    Nations League 24/25

    Poland Vs Portugal. Lewa Vs Penaldo Will be worth watching just to see KingLeo supporting Lewa for the first time. :zidane:
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    Johan Neeskens

    Barca fans loved him when he played here and nicknamed him Johan the Second. Hopefully the club do a fitting tribute at the next home game.
  4. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    13 - Iñaki Peña

    Can't remember the name but we paid quite a lot of money for him from IKEA.
  5. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    11 - Raphinha

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    7 - Ferran Torres

    I wish him all the best and hope he gets back to full health as quickly as possible. :stv172:
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    Barca Transfers and Rumors

    We should be keeping an eye on Murillo from Notts Forest as a potential Inigo replacement in the near future.
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    Hans-Dieter Flick

    Flick is doing great, but respect the work of Don Xavi .
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    Hans-Dieter Flick

    Bet he spams offside trap when he plays FIFA. Cheeky Fuhrer. :flick:
  10. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    9 - Robert Lewandowski

    People are obviously jesting about him winning the Ballon D'or. I think we will win LaLiga. Now, on the small chance that we add the UCL to that, then him winning the Ballon D'or is actually practically a given. Imagine he won his first Ballon Dor at 37 years of age, playing for Barca, whilst...
  11. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    9 - Robert Lewandowski

    That 3rd goal is a top top finish. Nice touch in to space and then to angle the ball back at such a sharp trajectory when you are fully stretched is a very difficult skill to execute. Give credit where it's due.
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    Kylian Muppet

    He is another in a long list of French players who got cursed by winning the World Cup. At Monaco, he looked like he could go on to be one of the greats, but after winning the World Cup he became arrogant and lazy. He has gone backwards and it's all down to his ego and lack of work rate. No...
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    Pep Guardiola

    :pep: https://x.com/BarcaTimes/status/1841890081713324198?t=is-xUSUkCln7zYgiki-Dew&s=19
  14. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    Galactico signing 2025/26

    We know there will be one, but who will it be? I've kicked off the voting. :frenkie:
  15. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    10 - Lamine Yamal

    This here football thing is just too easy for him.
  16. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    25 - Wojciech Szczęsny

    Tec consoling El Gato, after Tec broke his heart by signing for Box Office Barca.
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    Viktor Gyökeres

    You don't get bored at Box Office Barca. It's like a man saying he is bored of sex and then Margarida Corceiro turns up on your doorstep wearing a fur coat with no knickers. :staringpep:
  18. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    Barca Transfers and Rumors

    He always catches my eye as well when I see him play. But his numbers are absolutely atrocious. He has never scored more than 6 goals in a season. Not even in the Swiss or Belgian leagues when he was there for Basel or Genk. He is no spring chicken either at 25. Would need a massive step up...
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    Lionel "The Greatest of All Time" Messi V2

    And here is the video. It was even better than I explained as he didn't miss the 6th shot. He just decided to expertly lob the keeper with it. :lol:. Also hit both posts.
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    Lionel "The Greatest of All Time" Messi V2

    I will never forget Lineker's story about Maradona when they met up for a World XI game. Lineker and Platini were watching Maradona doing keepy uppys. But he wasn't doing them like me, you and everyone else where you flick the ball inches off the boot. He was booting the ball 30 metres in the...

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