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  1. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    Vinícius Júnior

    Penisius :staringpep:
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    Real Madrid

    It's in the smallprint in their contract with Satan. But their Diddy moment is coming soon. :alveshat:
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    4 - Ronald Araújo

    They told me Don Uruguayo was 'shit' last season and Rudiger was the best in the world because he won the Champions League. Let's face it, people are shamefully using Araujo's sending off vs QSG to underrate his whole career. They have even convinced the people that selling the best centre...
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    Jordi Alba

    I see people frustrated with Don Balde. Then I see Don Alba playing 50 yard through balls to Don Messi in Miami on a sixpence. Don Alba was an assists machine extraordinaire. Long balls, crosses, pullbacks. It helps having Messi on the end of them of course, but let's not take away the...
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    Lionel "The Greatest of All Time" Messi V2

    4 Barca legends in the list. Special shout-out to Don :koeman2: who generally gets criminally underrated.
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    Camp Nou

    True, but the big difference is that it will be sold out. 60,000 fans in a 60,000 stadium is a massive difference from having 60,000 in a 100,000 stadium. Atmosphere should be as good as it's been for years. Fans have sung their hearts out this season so far, both home and away. Been very...
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    25 - Wojciech Szczęsny

    His personality will have a calming influence on those ahead of him and I expect our defenders to play better as a result. Let's face it, they've not really played with a goalkeeper that they are confident in yet. Expect Tek to be a success himself individually between the sticks and also...
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    25 - Wojciech Szczęsny

    Look at the work of Don Laporta though. How amiable he is and how he makes the person feel at ease. He even makes his enemies, like Tebas, love him. People should never underestimate the value of charisma in business. Especially when calling for replacements who have the personality of a...
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    25 - Wojciech Szczęsny

    That's Wieliczyk Salt Mine in Poland. Beautiful isn't it? :rofl1: The best two Polish players in history broke their backs to come to play for Box Office Barca. Suck it up, buttercup. Mwah :mina2:
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    7 - Ferran Torres

    All that shark stuff is just a smokescreen. His confidence is absolutely shot. Deep down he knows he is not good enough for the shirt.
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    Ansu Fati (loaned to Monaco)

    The difference in his mentality, work rate and desire post and pre injury is night and day. He has absolutely zero willingness to grab a game by the scruff of the neck and be the match winner, which is what he made his name on pre injury. Doesn't look like he is going to change either. He has...
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    CL Round 2: Barca - Young Boys 5-0

    It's very obvious what Flick is doing here. He is going all out to score as many as possible vs YB because goal difference is hugely important in this new structure of the Champions League. Am not expecting much in the way of substitutions to rest players today.
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    Joan Laporta

    If I ever meet this man, the pies will be on me. Mi Presi. :laporta2: JOAN LAPORTA : "Deco managed to reduce salaries, improve the workforce and reduce the average age. This means that the workforce will be good for the present and the future." "We have not fallen into apocalyptic...
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    Argentina

    He also trolled Barca and Messi is the Son of Barcelona, as Rodrigo de Paul said, so that's another attack on Messi. He also loves Real Madrid, the fans of which spend half of their waking hours on the internet trying to persuade people Argentina's World Cup win was a rigged, undeserved...
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    Luis Suárez

    He scored 49 goals in the Eredivisie which earned him his move to Liverpool. Was one of the best seasons in recent times by anyone in the Dutch League
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    Argentina

    Get Garnacho OUT of the seleccion. I won't support the lads in any game he plays. He is not even good enough to be in the seleccion anyway. OUUUUUUUTTTTTTTT.
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    Jude Bellingham

    Scary fact : Most of Barcaforum, who have actually seen Dani Olmo play this season, think Bellingham is better than him. :facepalm:. Then I go in to the Lamine thread expecting a shower of praise after an outrageous cameo and I see a Palmer Vs Lamine debate going on...
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    CL Round 2: Barca - Young Boys 5-0

    This is probably going to be the most watched match of the season, because everyone will be too scared to google the highlights.
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    Hans-Dieter Flick

    All it took was one bad game at El Sadar for Barcaforum to turn Goatsi Quick into Bumsi Pick. :staringpep:
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    La Liga 24/25

    Man of the match was the Athleti Ultras. Madrid tried to goad the crowd after they scored, the usual shenanigans, and Athleti Ultras DEFENDED THEIR SHIELD and put the Madrid players back in their place. Madrid had to run to the authorities. End the cuckery in the Camp Nou now. Bring back...

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