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  1. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    15 - Andreas Christensen

    This guy would pull a muscle playing chess. Just get rid of him. Anything over 10m and I am putting on a pom pom dress and doing cartwheels of joy. :fati:
  2. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    Roony Bardghji

    I like the transfer but he isn't going to make it here. He's a good option for a year to come off the bench against tired defenders late on, because he is capable of flashes of brilliance. But flashes is all he has got really. There's no consistency there. With a bit of luck we will be able...
  3. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    Club World Cup

    All the Madrid players are gangster, until Big Dick Barca comes to town. :trump: We will make Hoisin sauce out of him.
  4. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    Club World Cup

    10 saves from Thibaut. Every time in knockout football he saves their ass. They don't win that game with either of Tek, Pena or Ter between the sticks. Still their most important player. Hopefully Joan can have a few similar performances next season.
  5. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    10 - Lamine Yamal

    I often get surprised how us men just waste their juju. Such a powerful thing that has the ability to produce life and we give it up for mere fleeting lustful moments. It takes 40 morsels of food to create 1 drop of blood. It takes 80 drops of blood to make 1 drop of semen. Now imagine if I...
  6. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    10 - Lamine Yamal

    He's a horn dog, doesn't seem to be much doubt about it. How this will effect his performances on the pitch is yet to be seen, but there's certainly no upside to it. The best thing that could happen to him, for the long term, is a ' bad ' experience. Like what happened to his hero Ney with...
  7. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    1 - Marc-Andre ter Stegen

    The website has been running worse than Luis Suarez recently. It's time to pull another lever. :laporta:
  8. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    Barca Transfers and Rumors

    We've lost Roony Bardghji as he has a pre contract agreement with Union Berlin. Union Bardghji.
  9. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    Club World Cup

    Yes, a European team will win it, but it's not saying much as that European team will be a massive favourite going in to every game bar probably the final. Bit like Chelsea celebrating their Europa Conference League title really. The point is that the Europeans have been shown up here. They...
  10. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    Club World Cup

    The South American teams have completely HUMILIATED the European teams so far. The Europeans rock up with their billion pound squads having plundered the South Americans of all their talents. And they are still getting sent packing with their tails firmly between their legs. It's the...
  11. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    Club World Cup

    Number 1 tip for anyone betting on this tournament: NEVER EVER BET ON A EUROPEAN TEAM TO BEAT A SOUTH AMERICAN TEAM. The bookies are not set up to reflect the passion of the South American players and fans. For example, Bayern are as short as 1/4 to beat the mighty Boca tonight. They've...
  12. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    Nico Williams

    Even if Flick flops this season, the chances of which are almost miniscule, he will go down in history as giving us a season that will go down in history. A treble. But even more than that he made us Barca again, the envy of the world, entertaining everyone and the team everyone talked about...
  13. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    Nico Williams

    " When a man comes with a begging bowl, only a fool doesn't make sure that he has to use it. " Sir Don Juan Laporta Estruch MBE. June 2025. 10m gross or you can stay Nadaplete Williams for eternity.
  14. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    Club World Cup

    This tournament is not being helped by the fact that DAZN is the most woke entertainment service I have ever encountered ( closely followed by Sky. ) Half of the pundits have a worse command of the English language than Harry Kane. Even the adverts are lecturing me on pushing for a time where...
  15. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    20 - Dani Olmo

    Hopefully they are more ruthless with this guy next season. Liverpool spent 70m on Sboz as their attacking midfielder and he slowly but consistently improved throughout the season. That wasn't good enough and they have now replaced him with Wirtz. Olmo was straight up BAD for the last 2...
  16. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    Joan Laporta

    He is already the greatest club president in football history. If he can sort out the atmosphere in the New Camp Nou, that will be his :messiwc:moment.
  17. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    10 - Lamine Yamal

    She looks like pretty much every other so called ' beautiful ' woman out there, without the filters, lighting, photoshop and makeup. Like a MAN, but with long hair. Despite agreeing with me, men will still salivate and worship her pictures on OnlyFans and readily drain their bank accounts as...
  18. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    10 - Lamine Yamal

    By the end of the holiday, she is going to be the second Fati in Barcelona that can't run properly. :umtitol:
  19. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    Nico Williams

  20. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    Club World Cup

    Rooting for Boca, River or Flamengo. In that order. 3 huge clubs who are as big as most European clubs. Have Boca as 5th in my GOAT club list. Would not put it past either of these 3 getting to the semis, with the passion their players and especially fans bring to the table.

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