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Dear Barcaforum users. This is a message from everyone here at Barcaforum. The forum will be offline for the next 12 hours as @Barcaman has decided to take all Barcaforum staff for an all expenses paid night out to celebrate today's news. Thank you for your attention in this matter.

The main thing I have learned from this is that players don't see Bayern as big enough to even be used to get a bigger contract. Pequeño club. 🤏🏼 That is all.

Evidence number 54,382 that God is indeed a Cule. Never wanted this 5 goal a season merchant and yet again God provides a miracle to save the Barca from it's Special Olympics Sporting Department. Now it's time for CALM. Nothing stupid. No need to panic. Lookman for 30m max. Rashford for...

Nico phoned Kompany. Conversation went something like this : NW. " I've decided I want to accept Barca's offer. " VK. " But we are offering you 50 percent more money than they are. " NW. " Yes, but Barca has way more fans worldwide than you. Barca has had way more iconic players and teams...

Not just Spanish players though is it. We have first choice on Colombian Diaz, English Marcus Rashford, Nigerian Ademola Lookman. Pretty much everyone we have ever been rumoured to be linked with for this LW position. You can even extend this to other positions, not just LW, if you want...

Yup, seen the reports just now. Casado and Gonzalo Garcia rumours are for around the same price ( 40 - 50m Euros ), both from the same club ( Chelshit ). :rofl1::rofl1::rofl1::rofl1::rofl1::rofl1:Both are the same age. How the fuck does that make any sense, apart from the fact that other...

Todibo was the sale that irked me the most. He wasn't even spoiled, as he was largely great whenever he played for Barca. In big games like Inter away, as well. People will say we sold him cheap because of his bad attitude at Benfica, but that's hardly a legitimate reason. He hardly played...

Of course you will offer that. To get the girl you need to buy her Jimmy Choos and a pink Porsche, when Big Dick Barca is in town. Milk Tray and flowers ain't gonna cut it. :pep:

I wouldn't even be bothered if they were just as salty when Real Madrid refs perform masterclasses to rob them blind every year, against the team from the capital. But they don't. They just sit back and take it in their Basque CULO. This irks me. It irks me greatly. :trump:

The fact that their whole fanbase thinks Barca are super cheats because of some non existent robbery in 2009, whilst their very existence is based solely on cheating FFP, irks me. It irks me greatly. :trump:

Quansah , who is the same age as Torre, has just gone to Leverkusen for 35m EURO. When you consider there are far worse examples of us selling players too cheap than even Torre, you have to conclude that we are just not very good at selling.

England has the best training facilities, best accommodation and most successful football manager in international football ( Only UCL winner apart from the newly appointed Carlo ). The dice is totally loaded in their favour. We are constantly told they have the best squad in the world as...

Easy games until October. Too easy for Don Bumsi. We going back to back. Last season was just the starter. This season is the main course. :laporta2:

This Huijsen sauce is all over the kitchen table. Everyone said he can pass a ball. True, he can. But everyone forgot that he isn't great at defending. Trent looks like he has been emasculated. More back passes than forward so far. Vini's a dead ting. Without racism he is anonymous. This...

How Madrid fans watch their team I will never know. It's the most basic, low grade stuff. Hail Mary cross at the first opportunity. Any loose balls around the box ? Shoot the ball immediately. There's absolutely no interplay, no creativity, no teamwork, no running with the ball, no intent...

Shall we ??

Can we also stop pretending Lamine is off on a lads holiday and hooking up with the odd chick here or there, like every other kid his age. The guy is messaging and trying to hook up with porn hoes. Porn hoes will stick their tongues into a dirty man's dirty anus 🤮 🤢 and put it on video for the...

Ney was a very very lucky boy. If there wasn't video evidence, he would probably be in jail right now, known worldwide as a sex offender. Bit like Don Alves, despite the courts having admitted they were wrong, Alves' name is still dirt. And the girls Lamine is hanging around with are far...

Obligatory, how did we lose to this SHInTer team, comment. :putin:

Calma. Football is a simple game. 22 men kick a ball around for 90 minutes. And at the end. Juan Laporta wins. :laporta2: