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    Julián Álvarez

    He hooked it. Happens in golf when ball struck too far back in stance. Welsh Dragon will confirm 🕳️🏌️‍♀️ Dis just Vardrid doin Var thangs 😼
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    Champions League 2024-25

    prediction: PSG to khabib smash as Pogba Will marabout 🪄🔮
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    Champions League 2024-25

    and dude b4 Alvarez poured coconut oil on the pen spot Shameless club! Now Arsenal with half squad in ward bay 🤕🚑
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    Champions League 2024-25

    Vardrid Voodoo Magic maXXed out smfh Gran Ink-izitor to excommunicate Don Anchovies & barbecue Unk Flo at the steak for witchcraft
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    8 - Pedri

    He's our John Snow secret tangerine Targarien. Just don't send him to the Northern wall. Stats wise, he's the only player able to match Ancient One's Epic game vs ** back in ** Amazing performance by pedometer Pedriesta!
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    Ousmane Dembélé

    defo the most balanced they've been in years. Could even rate Attack & Midfield at 8.5 but their Defense is Gruyère and Donna is known for his damsel's in distress episodes at rapid chess games and panics in the face of sudden, unexpected bursts when he doesn't have time to catch his bearings...
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    10 - Lamine Yamal

    He superstition MJ - Pistolero vibes
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    10 - Lamine Yamal

    Finally saw the highlights, YT FC Barca didn't describe it well enough, dude's on another level! makes it look ez See Lewa's interview 'bout 1st time he saw him = woahhh
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    Ousmane Dembélé

    dunno what Lucho told him but bro Transformed in2 Unicron oooof
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    Ousmane Dembélé

    oOzeman Monsoon da bringa of rain Lezzz hope he don't flood us in Phnom Penh scores lazzos, lacy sitters n pens whodaman doberman here comes da pain never mundane always insane in da membraiiin 🤪
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    10 - Lamine Yamal

    smart tempo management by Flick Ancient One approves
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    CL 1/8 Final: Barca - Benfica 4-1 agg.

    And Elo Hello Chess Grand Wizard for the Finalissima!!!
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    CL 1/8 Final: Barca - Benfica 4-1 agg.

    Bring back Xavi as interim for the semis lol
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    3 - Alejandro Balde

    Faaaaast Así se hace muchachos y chachas ✓
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    Kylian Muppet

    nah fake narrative... Overrated Gros Melon Mpasteque stayed in his ubereats safe zone all these years for a reason, it's the only place where folks would just watch the highlights and not realize that for every goal he scored, dude squandered more chances than Turbo Werner the Chelsea version...
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    4 - Ronald Araújo

    Nice header by Porcupine 🦔 Just plz don't fall again into Horsey trap if we face PSG again. Also must watch out 4 d Oxman as we crossed into the Y of the 🐍 , traditionally very fortuitous for oxes 🐂
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    6 - Gavi

    Somewhere in the center as an agent of chaos 💥 lil'Chihuahua is really a pit bull terrier so best scenario use for him is when we're leading and our players running out of juice or fight ie Pool 2nd Leg to avoid remontada. Bite 'em legs and kill d clock 🎳 Technically, not on the same level as...
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    10 - Lamine Yamal

    It's like when they were calling Mobutu the next Pele 😆 Doesn't do the players any favor either. If they leave up to the expectations, it nibs away at the exhilaration since it was... expected. It's like comparing a 13 year old to Meisner cuz he made it to base camp while the Austrian while...
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    21 - Frenkie de Jong

    bet he renews at same sal or with a slight pay drop, say 12 mil, but will still collect full balance of deferred wages, which Barca would owe him anyways if he left to other club. Goldie munchin on Pork Choporta who tried to do him dirty
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    La Liga Round 21: Barca - Valencia 7-1

    you know it's OTT when even here in gangsta land Srok Khmer locals joke 'bout corrupt LL 😼💸

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