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    7 - Ferran Torres

    Chi-WoW will be fine, just needs to re-train the basics at D-whisp's DPC in California 🐾 To squeezee d best outta 🍋 Shark, Bald 🦅 needs to do more cutbacks a la Albacore 🐟
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    Ousmane Dembélé

    Would be electric! but what if he reverted into ol' Dembz once back in Barca just to troll us 😆
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    9 - Robert Lewandowski

    Why, he's the best scorer in Europe and he's being praised for his performance. Gonna end the season with a treble playing for freakin Barca!!!! :barcascarf: His legacy more than secured + he doesn't fuck up the loco room like Mobutu would and everybody likes him ,✓ That last point is often...
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    Joan Laporta

    nah even pep said it, porkchops an unpredictable emotional wreck who can burst at any moments. can't even handle a few innocent Culé chants from the stands stabbed half black leg GOAT in d gut and tried to turn him into Kofta Kebab and then he went on to loooose d two-legged dem-behhh behhh...
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    Hans-Dieter Flick

    Gaffer Hans might beat Greenwell's 10 year tenure. ⌛😵
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    9 - Robert Lewandowski

    🔮 says we gots da treble 😁 Back up the truck and put all chips on Tractor 🚜
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    Lionel "The Greatest of All Time" Messi V2

    Héhé cheeky 😉
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    10 - Lamine Yamal

    An artist need not explain his work 🎨
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    9 - Robert Lewandowski

    Abs of steel not even fit to lace Pele's boots :super2:
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    Ronaldo

    meh not buying the overrated Pele hype Bro scored half his goals vs Hasselhoff coastguards most pros today could pull the same moves but faster If talking eff the stats pure talent, than even Mosquito Ousmane have a better buzz 😏
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    11 - Raphinha

    W for Victor Had he asked for 888 mil, he'd have gotten it too 😆
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    Neymar

    そおですね! 完璧の perfecto symbiotico Semp-High Coke-High mentorship 👨‍🎓🏆 B-rabbit approves 🐰 https://media3.giphy.com/media/wawGMSsWqEXtUolVqt/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952kh2ezaot827z2jp9tow2p8p2uz4e0sqws7k6t37g&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g
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    Julián Álvarez

    Ball did not CLEARLY move, so it was NOT in play and there was NO double tap Article 14: The ball is in play when it is kicked and clearly moves. 👨‍⚖️⚖️ https://www.thefa.com/football-rules-governance/lawsandrules/laws/football-11-11/law-14---the-penalty-kick Gobsmacked at the compliance...
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    Luis Diaz

    Gobsmacked Porchops is showing the smarts keen on signing this future Barca Legend 😵 Would fit right away into Flickball, no acclimatization needed. Dani Alves vibes wow! 💥
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    La Liga 24/25

    Cat eyes reflexes Navas knew how to nav sat even in the dark! res per burlar-se ayuuuuu
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    La Liga 24/25

    Villa with d exotic backdoor cover Chalk! 🎲
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    Champions League 2024-25

    schroedingo's cat 🙀 Schoolboy Alvarez was too compliant and submissive Zlatan would' ve Thor Var a new one with his hammock 🦁
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    Ousmane Dembélé

    From Dumpster Dumbele to Bdor Professor Wulfric c'est Chic Dumbledore 🧙‍♂️🪄 Quel parcours oh mon Dieu! 😁
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    Hello everyone - problem with Culers Premium

    Looks like your 3 Culé P. came as a perk. Maybe check if there's a designated start date for when you can activate the memberships? If not, keep pestering customer support lol 2/ reckon they'll send you the e-tickets via email, typically at the 11th & 3/4 hour. Independent to Culé annual...
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    Julián Álvarez

    There was no double dip. That was georgieboi stuffin himself 🍟 Alvarez ultra fast swing caused an air vacuum altering the sub-atomic integrity of zzze ball Professor Klutz will confirm 👩‍🏫📈

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