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    La Liga Round 32: Barca - Celta 4-3

    Catalán press is controlled opposition serving the interest of the capital. Never went after Tebas' jugular when he tightened FFP rules while the other leagues were softening them. but it's not just the press,, all the other clubs, llevat de Barça y Real re-elected him knowing full well that...
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    Neymar

    With these butcher tackles, any1 without Neo's unobtanium's joints would've been ER'd BS FIFA needed to step up n protect flair players from the jelly rhynos Even on this last one, they double axed him like he was the sauerkraut in the Reuben :stretcher:
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    Europa League

    Fair as Edelweiss 😁
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    Joan Laporta

    🤮 Popo's can thank his lucky stars Flic :police: was let go from the NT and available HIs fat azz be bacon right now without zzze German get outta jail joker
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    25 - Wojciech Szczęsny

    reads like he's like a welcome rebound Fling 4 Flick but not a keeper 🧾 WC sweeper keepers aren't a dime a dozen though 🧹
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    9 - Robert Lewandowski

    You mean ethanol 😁 Whole team was poo poo and on their last legs. Flick should watch out not to pull off an end of season Bielsa. Lewy had a few 1-touch passes from the midfield. We got lucky this time due not to blow the 4-0 lead but if any real tension with Lamine, I'm thinking Unk will...
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    1 - Marc-Andre ter Stegen

    🕵️H > Enigma 🎶
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    CL Quarter Final: Borussia - Barca 3-5 agg.

    Should've sat back, pass the ball around and let the big BVB dudes exhaust themselves. Then, alternate 2 pair of players attack space till their defenders run out of fumes 🏃💨 High risk Flickball ain't working when squad can't squat, this was perfect time for Cowizard Mastaball ♟️ Lucky...
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    Kylian Muppet

    You cat called it 😸
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    1 - Marc-Andre ter Stegen

    Tek und Ter both have their virtues. Statue's legacy is firmly cemented & let's not forget how robustly he stood his ground btw RAF und REF and stopped the RED 🐂 Save of the Year by the immovable ONE! Se Queda, Que miras 🗿
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    Lionel "The Greatest of All Time" Messi V2

    Chance creation conveyor belt 👽 Don't care if it's MLS, this lil'dude still executing the hardest moves & producing the best magic on the pitch every single game ooof 🎯
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    9 - Robert Lewandowski

    Cool! False 9 🐐 or as a 10 in a 334 to give the full backs some R&R would triple our goal tally. 🚜 would morph into Optimus Prime & score a century each year. 👴 If pre-op Haaland before Pepsi Gardenia clipped him into a bonsaï, would've been 200+ goals per season 🦸‍♂️ but it was not to be, c...
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    Kylian Muppet

    Calma, Gros Melon Mpastèque already on active PR damage control visiting Antonio Blanco at the ER 💐🤕 Oficialmente, that was just Kiki showcasing his Kicks of Fury 📰:tea:
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    11 - Raphinha

    Elite grit! ☝️ receba rapha 🏄‍♂️
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    Lionel "The Greatest of All Time" Messi V2

    awww no, not Totti too. Now he joined the long list of ol'geezers sounding like bitter gourds 😆 Even H Mack knows watz up 12:17 settin it up :rap:
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    Ansu Fati (loaned to Monaco)

    We don't know for a fact that he's finished. His scar tissues must have faded by now so pain should no longer be an issue. With conservative game time and adequate conditioning/recovery, he could easily fill in as a supersub. Just needs to get past the mental blocks. Dunno if it's a case of...
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    16 - Fermín López

    He's the 1-foot man utility player. Got everything right, positioning, pressing, action, shooting, anticipation and gets involved in a lot of plays but he's too often off by 1 foot in the final action. Not just talking about his missed golazzo, his passes also lack Pedri level precision and...
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    10 - Lamine Yamal

    wut? He doubles team often with Kundun on defence. Dude's ego in check, got just the right amount and always looks chill as VR8 wouldn't worry about poppa HH either and him having to spend more knitting time with his white momma 😆 as for pigmee buzzers & golddiggas, Big Time Willy got his...
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    Camp Nou

    Tebozo will hit us with the CO2 Tax + colliding with 🎅 Gratz B-man! you just made her top 10 Most Wanted 😹
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    Kylian Muppet

    He's phony! in an unfunny way. Fake azz politician. 🤮 Some1 pull up that clip where he loses his shot on the stands cuz Draxler scored on a pass from :neymar: I give him props for his world class Døds skills though 😽

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