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Messi doing his usual "fuck the team system, I’m playing in the middle" Nice job Leo.

Anyone else here stopped caring about our lineups as I have? Just assume the least effective possible lineup in your head and Bar?a will easily outdo your imagination. Why care when the team manager doesn’t?

Relegation looms!

Trincado is an airhead.

Great decision CowMan! Applause!

Now, own goal do your magic!

Magnificent free-kick Leo!

Another Messi slow-motion dribble followed by a pass to the goalkeeper. Followed up by his 9809th giveaway of the evening.

Another Lenglet masterclass.

I believe it is zero goals from open play in ten matches for Lionel Messi. I haven’t checked but I believe his last non-penalty goal was against Napoli.

Yup. Messi is as big a problem as Suarez was.

I will refer you all to post 33.

Fati = Tello 2.0.

Poor darlings having to play two games a week. The little boys must be exhausted. You can?t expect multimillionaires to be athletes. Bambi Barca are doing rather well don?t you think?

Defeat incoming. Post Champion's League match means bad performance incoming as well. Just preparing you for it.

Dembele seems inhibited and afraid to sprint. Understandable after all his injuries. But Dembele minus pace is not much of a player.

He’ll freshen things up in the 88th minute don’t worry.

A defeat or draw tonight would mean one win in five games for CowMan.

Dembele starts on the left, Greaseman on the right. Clear sign that CowMan isn’t paying attention to his players.

CowMan doesn’t fool me. I’ve seen him fail at Ajax, Valencia and Everton. Those substitutions On Saturday were a disgrace.