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    24 - Eric García

    Is it beyond Bar?a to buy an actual defender first. Lenglet is a fine enough ball player but as a defender he is about as sturdy as a castle made of butter. Buy a defender who can fucking DEFEND. Or is that against the invented tradition of sacred Catalan principles?
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    Ousmane Dembélé

    Damn Straight. Buy a slow, overweight Man Utd reject and sell the only player with genuine pace in the entire squad. I am prepared to give Dembele one more season (under adult supervision unlike the last three) to prove himself a worthwhile squad player.
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    Sergi Roberto

    Who rated him? Stevie Wonder?
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    Ousmane Dembélé

    Dembele is a dumb fuck. Been in Spain for 3 years yet hasn't acquired the language. He's consistently late for training. He is as dumb off the field as he is on it.
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    La Liga | Round 3: FC Barcelona - Villarreal 4-0

    Second half is HOT FUCKING GARBAGE
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    24 - Eric García

    Is he good? Or just Catalan? When was the last time Barca signed a genuinely great central defender? You know, Virgil van Dijk level.
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    Sergi Roberto

    Hehe we'll said. Just seeing his name pisses me off. I would rather play with 10 than suffer another second of Sergio Fucking Roberto. Bar?a's decline described in six words. Sergi Roberto is a guaranteed starter.
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    Nelson Semedo

    Multiple journalists quoted as saying Barca want to spend no more than 5 million on a full back. So get used to the idea of watching yet more Sergi fucking Roberto.
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    Sergiño Dest

    I have only watched a couple of youtube clips of Dest. Too little to draw any real conclusions... but based on what I’ve seen, I like him. He has more fight than Semedo (Let’s face it, Semedo is a wimp). He is skilful, at times delightfully so, and shows great industry and desire. Honestly he...
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    Ousmane Dembélé

    Dembele prefers to run with the ball on the right side of his body. Playing him on the left DOES NOT WORK. He is constricted and running in to traffic most of the time. If he had the talent or the intelligence of Neymar then he would be OK on the left - but he possesses neither. Let the runner...
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    CL | 1/8 Final: FC Barcelona - SSC Napoli 4-2 (agg.)

    I can't wait to see Bayern rip this team to shreds. Hope for something truly catastrophic. 9-1 to Bayern would be perfect. Goodbye Seti?n
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    CL | 1/8 Final: FC Barcelona - SSC Napoli 4-2 (agg.)

    Painful to watch this slow motion, old-man snoozeball
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    CL | 1/8 Final: FC Barcelona - SSC Napoli 4-2 (agg.)

    Sergi Roberto is Spanish for blandness [edit typo]
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    Lliga | Round 33: FC Barcelona - Atletico Madrid 2-2

    Real Madrid have a league to be awarded. Not a single call will go in Bar?a's favour as long as we are in contention.
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    Lliga | Round 37: FC Barcelona - Getafe 2-0

    That was Sandro Rossell. The day that scumbag piece of shit was allowed in to Barcelona was a bad day. The rot began under his stewardship. His little puppet fuckwit Bartomeu has a smiley face but he is pure Rossell when it comes to his values at Barca. And so in the meanwhile Man City are...
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    Lliga | Round 37: FC Barcelona - Getafe 2-0

    Fucking Valverde choosing a team not to lose so he doesn’t look bad
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    Lliga | Round 37: FC Barcelona - Getafe 2-0

    Mediocrity Begets Mediocrity! Hence Bartomeu and the dwarf!

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