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Is the asteroid part of the payment plan? We would probably be bullied into paying for the crater after impact

Guys, why all the negativitty? When the stadium is done and we have 9 more J. Gamper trophies in the museum, we will look back at this moment and laugh and laugh about how we thought it was SHIT back then (edit: now) - There's always more to come, my guys.

You had a decent train of thought and went full 'fuck it, it's Barca and we're gonna get buttfucked again' :D

Ansu was a prodigy, hailed a generational talent before his ACL tore a million times. Lenglet had everyone fooled after his stint at Sevlla, convincing the world that he was the next Pique in the making. Torres scored a hattrick against Germany once a million years ago. Inigos contract got...

The turdiest of turds

Vini as 9? Mbappé is the better winger, best LW in the world, but not far ahead of Vinicius.

This. Nailed it.

If you think Xaviball is dull....sheesh.

The cuntiest of all cunts; almost makes Figo look human.

Our actual best CB, not flashy like the donkey Araujo, who is as dumb as he is strong.

He sucks donkey balls for the wage he is on. We need some serious class midfielders, get rid of this guy and use the funds generated for an actual leader

God I miss the heydays of our midfield with clutch players even on the bench.

Sooooo.... Can we maybe develop Lamine yet or should we keep on playing trash players with zero impact, Xavi?

His end product is like my shit after eating cream with lactose in it.

Hopefully Christensen, even though as a fellow Dane I like him. Koundé fucks around a lot but has a higher ceiling and AC is injured too often, sadly + we can cash in on him since he has a great name in PL and Europe.

This guy doesn't give a fuck... Night and day, plays like he doesn't care and hates the world.

Roque coming in January would define our season. This guy is over the hill.

Should have been top 10 after that season treble, being pivotal for City especially come end-season.

Will never be a full-blown world class attacker, but can be very good - somewhere in between a Paco Alcacer and David Villa (who was world-class in his prime). Definitely been useful and scoring important goals so far, so I'm hoping he proves me wrong, but a decent attacking option is not bad...

Such a fucking gem we have here. Wow.