La Liga Round 1: Mallorca - Barca 0-3

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  • Total voters
    23

Iniesta Ultra

Senior Member
Even before reds almost all short inshas, after reds horseshit horseshoe recycling short inshas against tiniest bus we'll ever face. Ferret redebuted classic backpass to keeper from oppo half while ahead of most players on pitch. Trashford bambied on ice mimicking crynaldo stepovers. Yamal more careless than 12 yo endless spamming, getting his goal celebrated way too hard only encourages shocking immaturity. Rujo more cringe than a Rudiger bicycle attempt. Cuba doing hail marys pre-reds. Donkey doing usual donkey things. Torrents cross to stands, looks of riding short bus.

This is what happens when players do woke exercises like running in figure 8s holding hands. Relegation PL teams play with more professionalism than this fucking disgrace. Didn't see worse gimpball under Xavi.

So disgusted.
 

jaype

Well-known member
There were runs into space but our midfielders are allergic to making those passes for some reason. Just possession for the sake of it.
 

Iniesta Ultra

Senior Member
There were runs into space but our midfielders are allergic to making those passes for some reason. Just possession for the sake of it.

Ya kidding, all donkey ever does is run into space. If he didn't have such a shit first touch maybe someone would pass to him.
 

FCBarca

Truth
Raphinha fortunate to escape a red, it was debatable - Mallorca will feel right to be aggrieved but they can say nothing about the 2 reds they justifiably received. Garcia on the receiving end of super dangerous play with the boot to the head - very lucky

Lamine was sensational and the match was effectively over after the 2 reds, Flick is right that they switched off.

The only criticisms for me was that I thought Olmo was not sharp enough and agree that Jofre’s crosses were pretty disappointing quality. I very much enjoyed watching Joan Garcia tonight, so much to like to his game already but he looks a natural fit for Barça - he is a commanding presence
 

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