Recent content by Don Juan Laporta Estruch

Pretty much sums up the situation.

He has the heart of a lion, and the mind of a warrior, and that's why he will be back, against all the odds. Only fools give up on Don Gavi.

Needing free penalties every game against teams that would probably struggle against Barca Femeni doesn't impress me much. Everyone is gangster, until Big Dick Barca come to town. We will see you and your referees in the Classics.

Don't mind Volio. Guy is cock a hoop that Lamine didn't win it. Can't have anyone taking away any of that Messi shine. ABB ( Anyone But Barca ) for eternity because any Barca success takes away some of that divine Messi shine ! Out of Ballon D'or hours we go back to our day job - shitting...

One good performance and he starts to take the foot off the gas. Starts getting comfortable, and that's where the bad habits start appearing, like coming late to training. Barca will need to strongly consider this if it comes to the point of signing him permanently, since that mentality is...

Turning the award into ' Best Player from the team that won last season's Champions League ' is what is ruining the award. They need to revert to the old format where it was just about who were the best players on the pitch, regardless if they played for Real Madrid or Real Zaragoza. They...

The 'Lewandowski operation' should be a one off thing, never to be repeated. No more huge wages and fees for old players, no matter how good they are

I see a guy who is living a dream, even he probably thought he would never get the chance to live. I see a guy who has been criticised literally from Day 1, but continues to improve, not complain about it and work his ass off. I see a guy who will play well all game and the fanbase will look...

How much stick did this guy get over the summer for his 'clown' transfer window. The 25m for Garcia will be the best money the club has ever spent. And the loan of Rash? Well, can any of Laporta's detractors name the last time a player on loan wins a difficult champions league game on his own...

This game reminds me a bit of when EPL fanboys bigged up Kante back in the day and when Chelsea played us Busi totally schooled him. Or the Euro final when Spain made England look like amateurs. Newcastle's midfield three have been hyped to untold levels. Have heard some EPL fanboys say it's...

He's always been capable of moments of outrageous quality and scored a similar goal in a Manchester derby once. The problem is keeping it going and getting consistency in his game. He is a guy that as soon as he gets comfortable his performances tend to suffer. Very much like João Felix in...

Eddie Howe thought he could be smart by dropping Wolte to play 3 fast attackers to take advantage of our high line. Don Hansi checkmated him by moving the high line back and we were not exposed ONCE through the middle, just a few times down Martin's side, which is to be expected. The Bayern...

Okay, it's time to re-evaluate Joan Garcia. And it's no surprise that we are evaluating UP UP UP. In the post above, I said before he played for us that he would become the best Barca goalkeeper ever. That now seems a lock to me. He will be our best ever GK fairly comfortably. What has...

Great performance. The single best thing that could happen to this team is a return to form for Don Uruguayo. He is by the strongest, most physical and best in the air footballer we have. When you add that to the fact he is one of the fastest centre backs in the world, the man is crucial...

This Barca has made me walk around town with a permanent erection in my boxers. But I still miss you, mister. Imagine you playing Don Hansiball. We hitting that 100 goals in a calendar year, easy. Oh, what could have been. :messi: