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  1. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    13 - Joan García

    Pretty much sums up the situation.
  2. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    6 - Gavi

    He has the heart of a lion, and the mind of a warrior, and that's why he will be back, against all the odds. Only fools give up on Don Gavi.
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    La Liga 25/26

    Needing free penalties every game against teams that would probably struggle against Barca Femeni doesn't impress me much. Everyone is gangster, until Big Dick Barca come to town. We will see you and your referees in the Classics.
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    Ousmane Dembélé

    Don't mind Volio. Guy is cock a hoop that Lamine didn't win it. Can't have anyone taking away any of that Messi shine. ABB ( Anyone But Barca ) for eternity because any Barca success takes away some of that divine Messi shine ! Out of Ballon D'or hours we go back to our day job - shitting...
  5. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    14 - Marcus Rashford

    One good performance and he starts to take the foot off the gas. Starts getting comfortable, and that's where the bad habits start appearing, like coming late to training. Barca will need to strongly consider this if it comes to the point of signing him permanently, since that mentality is...
  6. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    8 - Pedri

    Turning the award into ' Best Player from the team that won last season's Champions League ' is what is ruining the award. They need to revert to the old format where it was just about who were the best players on the pitch, regardless if they played for Real Madrid or Real Zaragoza. They...
  7. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    Harry Kane

    The 'Lewandowski operation' should be a one off thing, never to be repeated. No more huge wages and fees for old players, no matter how good they are
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    18 - Gerard Martín

    I see a guy who is living a dream, even he probably thought he would never get the chance to live. I see a guy who has been criticised literally from Day 1, but continues to improve, not complain about it and work his ass off. I see a guy who will play well all game and the fanbase will look...
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    Joan Laporta

    How much stick did this guy get over the summer for his 'clown' transfer window. The 25m for Garcia will be the best money the club has ever spent. And the loan of Rash? Well, can any of Laporta's detractors name the last time a player on loan wins a difficult champions league game on his own...
  10. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    CL Round: Newcastle - Barca 1-2

    This game reminds me a bit of when EPL fanboys bigged up Kante back in the day and when Chelsea played us Busi totally schooled him. Or the Euro final when Spain made England look like amateurs. Newcastle's midfield three have been hyped to untold levels. Have heard some EPL fanboys say it's...
  11. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    14 - Marcus Rashford

    He's always been capable of moments of outrageous quality and scored a similar goal in a Manchester derby once. The problem is keeping it going and getting consistency in his game. He is a guy that as soon as he gets comfortable his performances tend to suffer. Very much like João Felix in...
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    Hans-Dieter Flick

    Eddie Howe thought he could be smart by dropping Wolte to play 3 fast attackers to take advantage of our high line. Don Hansi checkmated him by moving the high line back and we were not exposed ONCE through the middle, just a few times down Martin's side, which is to be expected. The Bayern...
  13. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    13 - Joan García

    Okay, it's time to re-evaluate Joan Garcia. And it's no surprise that we are evaluating UP UP UP. In the post above, I said before he played for us that he would become the best Barca goalkeeper ever. That now seems a lock to me. He will be our best ever GK fairly comfortably. What has...
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    4 - Ronald Araújo

    Great performance. The single best thing that could happen to this team is a return to form for Don Uruguayo. He is by the strongest, most physical and best in the air footballer we have. When you add that to the fact he is one of the fastest centre backs in the world, the man is crucial...
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    Lionel "The Greatest of All Time" Messi V2

    This Barca has made me walk around town with a permanent erection in my boxers. But I still miss you, mister. Imagine you playing Don Hansiball. We hitting that 100 goals in a calendar year, easy. Oh, what could have been. :messi:
  16. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    16 - Fermín López

    Back with the negativity now, Volio never dissapoints. :mou:
  17. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    CL Round: Newcastle - Barca 1-2

    Newcastle 2. Barcelona 2. 23rd minute goal Guimaraes. Assist Gordon. 37th minute goal Raphinha. Assist Gerard Martin ( who else ) 64th minute goal Woltemade. Assist Trippier 90+6' minute goal Aporta i Estruch. Assist Bartomeu Floreta. :laporta2:
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    Camp Nou

    There is a long article on Wikipedia I thought about reading today called ' The atmosphere of the Earth '. Then I thought to myself, I don't need to waste my time reading this shit, all I need to know is that there is still oxygen and, as a law of nature, that nothing is going to change that...
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    Hans-Dieter Flick

    Glad he is speaking up on Lamine. But where is the condemnation for Ancelotti? Resting Madrid players but not Barca's. Using the rationale of the CWC, which was an obvious lie because he picked Marquinhos. Something like. " Mr. Ancelotti needs to remember that he is managing Brazil and the...
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    Premier League 25/26

    This league is Boooooooooorrrrrrriiiinnnnng. Arsenal game was painful to watch. Imagine going to a football match just to get a hard on when your team gets a corner kick. 🤮 Brentford Chelsea didn't have a shot on target for the first 35 minutes. :rofl1::rofl1: Infact EPL teams struggling to...

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