How do we even know Hansi wants to play such a high line. Conversation probably went something like this.
HF : Yo Presi, we need to talk I got a big problem.
JL. : Wassup Nazi, don't tell me you had a fight with Juwensley Ornstein already?
HF : No, that was Gnidrologist. I got bigger problems. I seen the defenders we got. They can't defend for shit. What we gonna do ?
JL. : How many defenders you need me to get?
HF : Around 4.
JL : Haha muthafucka, what you think this is BUYern or some shit, I'm still paying off Xavi's credit card.
HF : Okay, let me think. I got it ! If my defenders can't defend, I'll get someone to defend for them.
JL : Who?
HF : The linesman, bitch !
JL : Mein Fuhrer ! This is why I always knew you were the one for me, Hansi.
HF : Haha, give me some skin, Presi. Okay, so are we going to be signing any defenders in the summer at least?
JL : Depends.
HF : On what ?
JL : If Julian Alvarez can play at right back !
HF : Haha, that's why I love you, bitch.
JL : Love you more , ho.

