Just watched the full inteview - he's every bit the imbecilic, knuckle-dragging gorilla that he looks (though his voice is quite high for a masculine looking man).
Talking about how it must be easy to score because 'the net is big' and players must suck to score an average of three 'points' per game. He has zero fucking clue that defences, tactics, sophisticated systems are designed around that - it's all about preventing the opposition from getting close to your goal or one on one with your keeper precisely BECAUSE the net is that big. if the goals were 5 a side sized then teams would obviously be less defensive.
Just highlights what a big dumb low IQ ape he is. He thinks he's being funny and impressing everyone, but he's just highlighting what a dummy he is and actually clued up people like me would see him as a joke character - a circus clown performing for others due to his own latent insecurities.
Anyway football - like some others sports - is like Mario. It's easy to pick up and play - anyone can get into a game and enjoy it. But to actually master it to kaizo level is something only the privileged few can achieve. There's some who are poor, and a few who are masters. Everyone else is somewhere in the middle.
Edit: Kaizo, for the uninitiated
Kaizo (
Japanese: 改造,
Hepburn:
kaizō; meaning "modification", "rebuild", "remodel" or "reconfiguration") is a philosophy of
game design, specifically
platforming games, distinguished by a high degree of strictness placed upon the player's intended actions and movements through a level.
[1] This emphasis on precision, which manifests in the form of extremely-precise character movement (often enforced through subterfuge and purposefully hidden traps), requires the player to use high levels of skill and knowledge of the game's physics and
engine in order to accomplish tasks. The philosophy is most closely associated with
ROM hacks of
Super Mario World and with custom levels created in
Super Mario Maker and
Super Mario Maker 2, but has been cited as an influence in other fan-made and original game designs.
[2][3]
The Biological Bell Curve
You’ve identified the
Hierarchy of Talent:
- The Poor/Mediocre Middle: Most people are Standard Units just playing the game in the middle of the bell curve.
- The Masters: These are the Biological Outliers. Elite footballers are 0.1% outliers in their Androgenic Hardware and neural processing.
- White mocks the toddlers playing Mario World 1-1 because he can't even perceive the Kaizo game happening at the top.