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Iniesta Ultra

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Just heard on Rants x Saeed the first year Hamorim won Portuguese league Sporting outperformed their xG by 23.5 goals meaning they were creating mid table scoring opportunities which should been a hard stop for any PL team to hire him. No suspense of disbelief the level of malfeasance United operating at.
 

Maradona37

Well-known member
Red Devils record record revenues of 666m.

I'm just saying.
Don't they have like two accounts? One in the Cayman Islands and another that they use to get around PSR? I am not into finances much but I heard that. Either way, there's something definitely not right about their accounts.

Anyway, people should listen to me more. Told yous all these were fucking rubbish, and no it's not just because of their system or Amorim (though he is definitely an idiot), it's BECAUSE THE PLAYERS ARE POOR TECHNICALLY, PHYSICALLY AND INTELLECTUALLY.

It was so funny to see them act like City are poor and they should be beating them, before the game on Sunday. They were so confident and arrogant. Proves again how ultra clueless and deluded their fanbase is. I knew City would win and predicted 3-1. Yeah City have declined somewhat, but in a one-off game they can still destroy anyone (especially at home) and even at their worst they're light years ahead of these clowns.

Can you really blame them for overrating their players when even geniuses like Iniesta Ultra make out donkeys like De Ligt, Zirkzee and young players with it all to prove like Yoro and Amad (both talented but achieved nothing in their careers so far and had plenty poor games themselves) are superstars?

I mean it's abundantly fucking obvious to anyone with sense and a brain that they have barely any good players. And them not having midweek games and having more time to train matters little tactically too. You could let these imbeciles train for a million years and they'd still make technical errors and low IQ mistakes on the pitch.

Finished club that would have been relegated years ago without assistance from officials. They need to accept that mid-table (at best) is their future and stop acting like they have some sort of God given right to be up there challenging just because they were last successful 15 years ago. THEY DON'T.

@Fati_Future_BallonDor this is a low blow and I should be a bigger man, but what happened to that 'they'll be top four' stance of yours after they lost to Arsenal? Lol. And telling me I just wasn't perceptive enough to see what you were seeing?
 
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Porque

Senior Member
It was so funny to see them act like City are poor and they should be beating them, before the game on Sunday. They were so confident and arrogant. Proves again how ultra clueless and deluded their fanbase is. I knew City would win and predicted 3-1. Yeah City have declined somewhat, but in a one-off game they can still destroy anyone (especially at home) and even at their worst they're light years ahead of these clowns.

Man United were on their way to well winning that game, Until Ricky Hatton decided to hang himself.
 

Maradona37

Well-known member
@Maradona37 no way they were losing the game after that news broke and with that send off.

So sad that he felt that was the only way out.

Absolute legend in the ring.
Don't follow boxing but it is a shame, yes. I think they'd have won either way though. United are rubbish.

Suicide is a horrible thing. Felt the need before myself, not much in recent years, but sometimes until I was 35. I wish he hadn't done it.
 

Maradona37

Well-known member
Do you all think they might play better against Chelsea on Saturday?

Chelsea played on Wednesday night, difficult game away at Bayern, have to travel to Manchester. United have had more time on the training pitch, so in theory they should be better rested and prepared. But like I have written before, it doesn't really matter how much time they have, a few extra days rest or training won't cure the systemic and personnel issues they have.

Footballers are finely tuned athletes these days and I don't think the psychological toll of a loss or the physical exertions will affect Chelsea enough to give United any sort of tangible advantage. I am going for a reasonably comfortable Chelsea win by 2 i.e 0-2, 1-3, something like that.
 

delancey

Senior Member
Was gonna say that the club should hire a proven world beater, someone like Conte. Forget about style rn… just get the club back into top 4 asap!

Problem is, why would any top manager wanna go to Man U? Wtf would Conte go there? Dude is busy winning Serie A with Napoli. Would be a fucking demotion for him to go to Man U. 😅

Maybe Howe would accept. I think he’s doing a good job at Newcastle. They just need to get the next manager right! Hire Laporta as a consultant or something. :lol:

Stop hiring ETHs or Amorims. What is wrong with their decision makers? Lol
 

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