1 - Marc-Andre ter Stegen

serghei

Senior Member
There are many things to consider, if one uses his brain a bit. Would Oblak be that good in a setup like Barca's where defense is not a priority and high lines are usually the standard?

:lol: I considered them and the answer is yes, because he's a better keeper.

Super high line is a standard only this season, under Flick. Under EV we didn't use a super high line at all vs Liverpool, and Stegen shipped in 4.

Imagine thinking Stegen would do better at a team that invites pressure, and defends deep, knowing how masterfully he deals with pressure. This is comical. He would be far worse in the long run.
 

Saladin

Active member
The pussiest of pussy.

With his fucking back surgeries every transfer window, the equivalent of a woman's 'convenient' headache or girls and their periods come every gym class.
 

delancey

Senior Member
Dude is sitting on a huge contract + deferrals. He’s old. He’s suffering injury related problems.
Even if he moved to another club to be their #1, there is no guarantee that he’d be Germany’s #1 during the WC.

In addition, he’s in a beautiful city with great weather. Has a new sexy girlfriend too.

I may take an L but I doubt he’s moving to Newcastle or Manchester anytime soon. Going to fucking Turkey ain’t gonna make him Germany’s automatic #1.

He’s staying. 🤣
 

ZenI

Professor Balthazar
Dude is sitting on a huge contract + deferrals. He’s old. He’s suffering injury related problems.
Even if he moved to another club to be their #1, there is no guarantee that he’d be Germany’s #1 during the WC.

In addition, he’s in a beautiful city with great weather. Has a new sexy girlfriend too.

I may take an L but I doubt he’s moving to Newcastle or Manchester anytime soon. Going to fucking Turkey ain’t gonna make him Germany’s automatic #1.

He’s staying. 🤣
Oh he's staying alright - never had my hopes up tbh :lol:
 

Porque

Senior Member
Still nobody wants this guy? A top keeper being available on the market and no good team lines up to get him? :lol:

I know I like to tell jokes. But im going to be serious for a minute.

Would it be so hard for the club to hire his wife's personal trainer as our new goalkeepers conditioning coach?

He comes highly recommended with a speciality of increasing flexibility and dexterity in record timing. Both aspects that Stegen is in need of improving.
 

Kul_z

Senior Member
Man united would do him great. Let them cover full year salary, with penalty of 5m if they dont buy him at the end of the loan. Include balon d'or clause too.
 

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