Luis Suárez

[BerkeleyBernie]

I had forgotten most of these. It's actually amazing how he manages to score insane world class goals and at the same time feck up the easiest chances.

I think the words for Suarez are a combination of desire and instinctive inventiveness. He wants that ball in the back of the net badly and will come up for a (often improbable) tool to fit the moment. There's much more of it in his pre-Bar?a career.

 

[Vilarrubi]

Imagine how bad he will be after this time off lol

 

[Andresito]

Fatty

 

[CatalinR10]

Fatty

did he inject used oil from Mc'donalds in his blood ?

 

[clemente]

Just fucking shameless, someone like Lewandowski would never...

 

[Richard.H]

Fatty

This is ridiculous. To think that no one in the club has the balls to tell him to get fit. He looks like he could be a linemen in the NFL ffs.

 

[Barcelona_Boy]

He was fat... I don't know if somebody expected from him to get rid of belly during Corona crisis? As the fact that he cant be younger, the fact is - he wont be fit like before...

 

[Jadentheman]

He's fine. It's just the shirt guys. He may not have a defined 6 pack, but he's still thin.

 

[Alik]

Remember he was injured before, so he has been inactive for an even longer time than the rest.

He's fine. It's just the shirt guys. He may not have a defined 6 pack, but he's still thin.

 

[MTL_Barca]

Stop the fat shaming, real footballers have curves.

 

[wisconsincule]

Teams will be able to make 5 subs.

Very interested to see his reaction to being subbed—- if it even happens.

 

[FinBarcelonafan]

Actually 5 sub is probably better for us. We have very weak stamina, although our bench sucks.

 

[JohnN]

Fatty

He looks like a veteran.
Not even I got this fat in quarantine..

 

[Androutsos]

https://twitter.com/Alfremartinezz/status/1258154688710664192

I mean...

 

[Messigician]

https://twitter.com/Alfremartinezz/status/1258154688710664192

I mean...

Unreal physical conditioning to keep himself in shape considering how long he's been out