Phew.Coach that was supposed to be getting released from La Fabrica has in fact decided to stay
That's saved me and my fellow Madridistas tens of hours spent on social media trying to convince people that he wasn't sacked for thanking Barca for their support for his mother's battle with cancer.
I mean, I found it hard going as it was, very few were buying the PR spin that he was bought out by the financial muscle of the mighty Leganes.
But I will be here ready and waiting for the next time I have to suspend belief in reality and spin the bollocks to cover up for my beloved club.
Hala Madrid, I guess