Neymar Jr.

[snowy]

dayumm! Neyboy not playin, whole team will be unda his shadow now

datz 1 Big Ass Sexy Bubble, Bubble, Bubble Butt

turn around, stick it out, show the world you got a

 

[serghei]

He is not fat fat really. A little chubby, not sporting abs. But not fat. A few hours of treadmill and he'll be good.

Fat for footballer standard, which is very demanding. He won't feature in My 600-lb Life.

 

[SmilerBam]

It is called Ligue 1 UberEats for a reason!

 

[te amo barca]

It is called Ligue 1 UberEats for a reason!

good one.

 

[bismp]

That’s almost “Ronaldinho 2011” level of fat

 

[Vahue]

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Meh.

 

[snowy]

He should've ordered the XL jersey + a fat suit and dribbled every1 with it


Would've been epic!

 

[Richard.H]

So he got a size large because they ran out of medium jerseys? Isn't Brazil the richest CONMEBOL team

 

[Messigician]

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Meh.

Stunning!

I thoguht he got fat but it seems blue isn't his colour

 

[Rassvet]

He could have been the Djokovic to Messi and Ronaldo

 

[KingLeo10]

He could have been the Djokovic to Messi and Ronaldo

I see you're coming to terms with the fact that Djoker is the GOAT

 

[FinBarcelonafan]

Definitely lost a step or two. Looks pretty heavy and slow compared to how he used to look.

 

[Rassvet]

Neybum

 

[KingLeo10]

He's absolutely finished.

Messi looks way more lively than him. And Messi's ancient.

 

[JohnN]

How is he so slow at this age? Needs to get his shit together if he wants to keep playing at a high level.