Marco Asensio

[fergus90]

A lot of reports that Emery has convinced him to join us. Would be a huge signing.

 

[El Gato]

Can't think of a player more suited to the EPL. Take a touch, whack it into top bins every game, be useless every other way. Dude will thrive in midtable EPL

 

[Morten]

Our squad depth next in attack season is looking awful, wonderful stuff.

 

[El Gato]

It'll either crash and burn or be fine come August. I personally think we'll be better off without dead weight like Mariano and Asensio leaving forces board to look for a transfer

Should have happened and been planned for years ago. If not enough foresight then it's only karma

 

[Morten]

It'll either crash and burn or be fine come August. I personally think we'll be better off without dead weight like Mariano and Asensio leaving forces board to look for a transfer

Should have happened and been planned for years ago. If not enough foresight then it's only karma

I don't think you can equate them, Asensio is a mediocre player, yes, but a useful substitute, Mariano is actually useless.

 

[fergus90]

Apparently now joining PSG. Back to being a long-shot merchant in my eyes.

 

[Morten]

Apparently now joining PSG. Back to being a long-shot merchant in my eyes.

I can imagine Mbappe getting annoyed when Asensio shoots instead of passing it to him.

 

[DonAK]

PSGs transfer strategy is hilarious.

 

[fergus90]

PSG also might be going for Hernandez from Bayern who can’t play more than 10 games a season. Zero foresight at that club. It’s all just randomly pieced together.

 

[El Gato]

Sarabia 2.0

The funny part is RM fans are mad about this being his arc ans that we didn't renew him like Barca did Dembele so that we can sell him for money

Lol

Who'd buy this guy for money?

 

[El Gato]

Bin him out of here lads please @Barcaman @Alik @Andresito