There's still hope:
1. We beat Asspanyol
2. Atletico loses to Levante and Real drops points to Valencia, winning us the league before the game against Granada
3. Granada beats Sevilla and Sporting, Rayo and Deportivo all win both of their remaining games
4. Asspanyol loses to Eibar or ties them
(14. Deportivo: 45 pts, 15. Rayo: 41, 16. Sporting: 41, 17. Asspanyol: 40/41 (they have a worse goal difference than Rayo and Sporting), 18. Granada: 39 with their game vs us left)
5. It's the 95th minute of us vs Granada and the score is 0-0
6. Pique backheel into our own net just before the whistle blows
7. ???
8. Profit!
A guy can dream, right?