Lionel "The Greatest of All Time" Messi V2

Iniesta Ultra

Senior Member
Bumsiball has killed almost all my love for football over last 18 months but Messi&co. are still keeping me up.

Tbf I'll probably stop watching men's football when he retires.

I've missed our last two league matches and I have no desire to watch the replays. First time in a decade I've missed any match. I've been watching PSG and United instead. After Xavi's gimpball and now Flick's bayernball there's only so much drudgery I can take. Our wins are empty to me.
 

Don Juan Laporta Estruch

Basta yaaaaaaa, Cabron ! y Bona nit 🥂
Messi and amigos fucked it up last year not making it to the finals against Galaxy. But Puig really needs to come back to Europe this winter or coming summer. I hate to say it but if Barca are too stupid to bring him back then I'd like to see him with Lucho or United after Ham's fired.

Haha you are so funny my bro. You should try doing stand up comedy.

You can open with a joke about Puig. 2nd joke ..... will also be about Puig. Neither the first joke about Puig, nor the second joke about Puig will raise a hint of a laugh. So what will the 3rd joke be about ???? You guessed it ... Puig !!!

A whole comedy night with unfunny jokes about Puig. Where can I buy a ticket ? :w000t:
 

MDub94

Active member
Haha you are so funny my bro. You should try doing stand up comedy.

You can open with a joke about Puig. 2nd joke ..... will also be about Puig. Neither the first joke about Puig, nor the second joke about Puig will raise a hint of a laugh. So what will the 3rd joke be about ???? You guessed it ... Puig !!!

A whole comedy night with unfunny jokes about Puig. Where can I buy a ticket ? :w000t:
At this point you simply have to respect the dedication to the whole thing :puig:
 

soul24rage

Senior Member
On this day 6 years ago, the GOAT deservedly won his 6th Ballon D'or and became the only player to win the most Ballon D'or in Football History

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Andresito

Senior Member
Staff member
On this day 6 years ago, the GOAT deservedly won his 6th Ballon D'or and became the only player to win the most Ballon D'or in Football History

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You know, this hasn't been talked about but CR most likely helped Messi win that B'dOr with Portugal beating van Dijk in NL final. Even if it's a mickey mouse cup I think VVD winning another title could have boosted his points for Bdor.
 

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