Daniel Alves

[Affiae]

He ate their banana and provoked both own goals. That'll hurt those racist morons THRICE .

 

[Kinlejus]

Dani the Great

 

[Ustari]

Can't believe he ate it. What if it was poisoned, fss. Or worse - in someone's ass.

You never know with people who throw bananas.

 

[Leo10]

I had a hysterical laughter when I realized what happened after the 2nd successful cross.

His crosses might be the worst thing to happen to this team but nevertheless Alves is a legend.

His banana reaction

 

[Sumlit]

Dani Alves is entertaining. If he'd fail at everything else, he should be kept just for that fact.

That was hilarious!

 

[Alarcón]

Can't believe he ate it. What if it was poisoned, fss. Or worse - in someone's ass.

You never know with people who throw bananas.

this is great

 

[Samuel Eto'o]

Love his reaction to banana gate and thank God for those crosses.

 

[aki13]

Or worse - in someone's ass.

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This is the funniest thing I have read in ages. Brilliant. I literally cannot stop laugh at this line. Everytime I look at it I laugh out loud.

 

[DonAK]

https://vine.co/v/MvgbAd3EhX0

 

[DonAK]

Can't believe he ate it. What if it was poisoned, fss. Or worse - in someone's ass.

You never know with people who throw bananas.

Wow

 

[Chainsaw]

That was a power banana blessed by Tito. He then came down from the sky whispering to Dani's ear: "Eat it and your crosses will turn into gold".

 

[hulinat]

Can't believe he ate it. What if it was poisoned, fss. Or worse - in someone's ass.

You never know with people who throw bananas.

Doesn't matter. He peeled the banana before he ate it

 

[Kerrybai]

Can't believe he ate it. What if it was poisoned, fss. Or worse - in someone's ass.

You never know with people who throw bananas.

Im crying with laughter... anyway he took the skin off first.

Regarding Alves and his crosses it's not his fault that he's the one on the right side attacking. If it was Montoya the same thing would happen... it's bad tactics. Blame Tata if you want to moan.

 

[DonAndres]

Doesn't matter. He peeled the banana before he ate it

Do you even humor?

 

[Stric]

He was still shit, though.

How many times are we going to concede and possibly lose a game because of him and/or Mascherano? It's getting old.