Osimhen should be the guy as things stand. Big, strong, huge aerial threat. Exactly what we lack.
People will say he lacks the technique, that I can't argue with, but I'd say we have enough technique in the team already. What we need is something different. We need someone to score UGLY.
What would a player who can dribble 3 players have done against Rayo? Nothing. Because we already have Lamine and Raph who can do that and they didn't do much yesterday. What we needed was someone who can give you the option of a Plan B. The way we were going to win yesterday was someone scoring of his ass or knee at the back post. Something deep, down, dirty, and as disgusting as a Lily Phillips event.
Barca are too perfect. And they can only score perfect goals, for the most part. We need a motherfucker who is going to slide on his ass to try and tap the ball home, whilst not caring if his shorts roll up and he gets a mud stain on his boxers that look like a skid mark.
Osi is that man.
