11 - Neymar Jr. - v4

[Sumlit]

Great game. What's with his nipples?

Sensitive nipples

Got to protect them from chafing from the shirt

 

[linetty]

That Messi like dribbling around the box, magnificent

 

[Kohe321]

That Messi like dribbling around the box, magnificent

Haha yeah, had he just taken the shot and scored that would've been legendary. But again, he looked for Messi - who wasn't expecting it at all, like everyone watching at home

That bromance

 

[Vlom]

Scored a league goal from an open play Congats

Very good 1st half.
Some mistakes in the 2nd half.

Hehehe, I'm sure you'll find a new argument

Great game. What's with his nipples?

I didn't see it, but if they're covered may be he got piercings ? which would be pretty stupid for a football player..


Other than that, great game !!

 

[Kohe321]

Great picture of Ney and Messi. Dat Bromance

 

[StarLord]

Great picture of Ney and Messi. Dat Bromance

Rest of Europe:


EAT YOUR HEARTS OUT!!!

 

[Kohe321]

Rest of Europe:


EAT YOUR HEARTS OUT!!!

Indeed

 

[Leo_Messi]

31 goals this season so far and countless of assists. I can't believe that so many users here have criticized him so much. It's ridiculous that they don't appreciate such a marvelous player a bit more and overly highlight his mistakes.

I wanted him to play for the club when we were first rumored with him back in 2010. A blind man could spot his enormous talent. One of the few good things that Rosell did.

Neymar.

 

[lessthanjake]

Just for some perspective:

Neymar has scored 31 goals in 42 matches. That's a rate of 0.738 goals a match. Samuel Eto'o's best strike rate for Barca was 34 goals in 48 matches in the 2005/2006 season. That's only a rate of 0.708 goals a match.

And Eto'o played in the center of the pitch, whereas Neymar is positioned much wider so you'd expect fewer goals from him.

Of course, I am not criticizing Eto'o. The point is that he is the best striker Barcelona has had in recent years, and Neymar is outscoring him from a wide position.

 

[Barcaman]

countless of assists.

Countless? I think you got carried away there.

Had a good game. Improvement from his Valencia display.

 

[anguy]

Countless? I think you got carried away there.

Yeah, he almost ... doesn't assist at all (and if he does it's to Messi exclusively )

 

[Jadentheman]

He used to assist a lot.

 

[Kohe321]

Anyone have a gfycat high quality gif of that first goal? I could watch that again and again

 

[Barcalove]

Just for some perspective:

Neymar has scored 31 goals in 42 matches. That's a rate of 0.738 goals a match. Samuel Eto'o's best strike rate for Barca was 34 goals in 48 matches in the 2005/2006 season. That's only a rate of 0.708 goals a match.

And Eto'o played in the center of the pitch, whereas Neymar is positioned much wider so you'd expect fewer goals from him.

Of course, I am not criticizing Eto'o. The point is that he is the best striker Barcelona has had in recent years, and Neymar is outscoring him from a wide position.

How is the rate per minutes?

 

[Zangash]

Countless? I think you got carried away there.

Yeah, I was going to say the same thing. In all competitions he has 5 assists. Bartra, who plays an exponentially smaller amount of minutes and is a CB, has one less than that at 4