10 - Lamine Yamal

jamrock

Senior Member
We went from Messi, who has probably only been with one person his entire life.

To this legend smashing VAG on all corners of the earth.

I might actually buy a Barca shirt with a players name on it for the first time ever
 

Don Juan Laporta Estruch

Basta yaaaaaaa, Cabron ! y Bona nit 🥂
I often get surprised how us men just waste their juju. Such a powerful thing that has the ability to produce life and we give it up for mere fleeting lustful moments.

It takes 40 morsels of food to create 1 drop of blood. It takes 80 drops of blood to make 1 drop of semen.

Now imagine if I was to be fortunate enough to learn a technique to TRANSMUTE my juju up my spine to my upper body and more importantly BRAIN.

What would become of me? People here should try it and go to the gym and come back and tell me what did you notice? Did your performance shock yourself?

Actually flabbergasted more sportsmen don't use this technique, although it is somewhat used by fighters before fights, though that is limited to abstaining rather than the most benefit which is gained through TRANSMUTATION. :biden:
 

Porque

Senior Member
I often get surprised how us men just waste their juju. Such a powerful thing that has the ability to produce life and we give it up for mere fleeting lustful moments.

It takes 40 morsels of food to create 1 drop of blood. It takes 80 drops of blood to make 1 drop of semen.

Now imagine if I was to be fortunate enough to learn a technique to TRANSMUTE my juju up my spine to my upper body and more importantly BRAIN.

What would become of me? People here should try it and go to the gym and come back and tell me what did you notice? Did your performance shock yourself?

Actually flabbergasted more sportsmen don't use this technique, although it is somewhat used by fighters before fights, though that is limited to abstaining rather than the most benefit which is gained through TRANSMUTATION. :biden:

Thy no sex during a Muay Thai training camp, hath created many a lady boy.
-Buddha 1646
 

Maradona37

Well-known member
I often get surprised how us men just waste their juju. Such a powerful thing that has the ability to produce life and we give it up for mere fleeting lustful moments.

It takes 40 morsels of food to create 1 drop of blood. It takes 80 drops of blood to make 1 drop of semen.

Now imagine if I was to be fortunate enough to learn a technique to TRANSMUTE my juju up my spine to my upper body and more importantly BRAIN.

What would become of me? People here should try it and go to the gym and come back and tell me what did you notice? Did your performance shock yourself?

Actually flabbergasted more sportsmen don't use this technique, although it is somewhat used by fighters before fights, though that is limited to abstaining rather than the most benefit which is gained through TRANSMUTATION. :biden:
Talk of Transmutation and morsels of food in the Lamine Yamal thread on Barcaforum.

The internet is a wonderful place lol.
 

Messigician

Senior Member
Yeah this kid is retarded and Barcaforum even moreso for defending it

Off the field drama effects performances more than you guys think
 

Maradona37

Well-known member
Yeah this kid is retarded and Barcaforum even moreso for defending it

Off the field drama effects performances more than you guys think
It's more a case of older guys knowing what it is like to be a younger guy, than an outright defence.

It's more an understanding of his situation and temptations (a rich and famous teenage footballer, with his whole life ahead of him, attracting beautiful women). It's difficult to blame him in that respect.

Surely you can see that point?
 

Messigician

Senior Member
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It's more a case of older guys knowing what it is like to be a younger guy, than an outright defence.

It's more an understanding of his situation and temptations (a rich and famous teenage footballer, with his whole life ahead of him, attracting beautiful women). It's difficult to blame him in that respect.

Surely you can see that point?

Nah completely unrelated

Yamal is being paid alot of money to deliver the goods for Barca, if he ruins his life everyone suffers, he needs to take note of Messi and stay away from whores
 

Maradona37

Well-known member
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Nah completely unrelated

Yamal is being paid alot of money to deliver the goods for Barca, if he ruins his life everyone suffers, he needs to take note of Messi and stay away from whores
Fair enough then. Just saying he's not a robot, he's a young hormonal lad. That doesn't change with his levels of fame and wealth.
 

DonAK

President of FC Barcelona
He's young, famous, got a lot of money.

Obviously all these girls and women are going to turn up.

But the last thing we want is our generational talent becoming a sex addict or being involved in various stupid controversies off the pitch. These type of things usually lead to far worse stuff and outcomes in the end.

So he need to be smart about it, but most importantly have decent people around him giving him good advice.
 

Horatio

You're welcome
Tbf, I expect most players not to be that different at a young age. Just some do better job at hiding it.

Raging hormones at that age.

We can only hope he manages to find a good balance sooner than later.
 

Total-Football

Senior Member
I am unusual for a guy but anal COMPLETELY turns me off. I have a severe repulsion to faeces so anything to do with that makes me wanna be sick.

Here we go again .. have to chime in.. I very much enjoy anal visually (watching porn) , but in practice it's something I never / never will try. So there are nuances to this shit too hahahah (literally)
 

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