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  1. Asylum15

    Lliga | Round 26: Real Madrid - FC Barcelona 2-0

    Pretty depressing and entirely predictable stuff. Was last night the Clasico that had the worst Real/Barca in years? I'd argue for it. I kept thinking last night, ''jesus, Liverpool would absolutely eat both these teams.'' Incredibly, we had chances and could have won the game. They squeezed...
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    Lionel Messi - v7

    If Antonella needs another donor, I'd be happy to oblige.
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    Lionel Messi - v7

    Inb4 Messi scores back to back hat-tricks and the haters go quiet again.
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    Luis Suárez

    Suarez has to go - hanging on to what still 'could be' given his past is idiotic. He's been poor for a long time now, didn't fit in a ''semi'' footballing Valverde team and will NOT fit in a fully fledged possession team under Setien. His awkwardness, poor control and dreadful decision making...
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    My First Game at Camp Nou - Fucked Up

    Yeah all sorted. My luck now - Leo does his hammie.
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    My First Game at Camp Nou - Fucked Up

    Other flight was with 'Vueling' who have a no refund policy unfortunately.
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    My First Game at Camp Nou - Fucked Up

    Just dropped another 408 Euros on an earlier flight from Dublin - Barcelona. I must fucking love these cunts!
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    My First Game at Camp Nou - Fucked Up

    Hi lads, been a hardcore Cule since 2006-2007 and decided recently (my finances going well) to go see the lads at the Camp Nou. I booked the Real Sociedad game at the start of March and sorted all my flights etc. Being a newbie, I wasn't aware how late Barca announce kick offs in advance...
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    Copa 1/4 Final: Athletic Bilbao - FC Barcelona 1-0

    I see a game where we try to dominate the ball, create very little other than a few Messi flashes and Alba pullbacks and then struggle badly with Bilbao counters/crosses/set pieces. So basically, most games in San Mames.....
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    Lionel Messi - v7

    Not once...Not twice... but THRICE.
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    Copa 1/4 Final: Athletic Bilbao - FC Barcelona 1-0

    Fastest way to get circumcised, ever.
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    Lionel Messi - v7

    Like 5 year old girls. Are these men at all? They should be able to sort it out amongst themselves FFS.
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    Copa 1/4 Final: Athletic Bilbao - FC Barcelona 1-0

    With the eternal shit that's going on currently with Messi/Abidal, Dembele's injury etc, going to the San Mames is about as enticing as a blowjob from a bitch with braces.
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    Ousmane Dembélé

    Jesus - I only saw this now. What an incredibly poor decision this transfer/and Coutinho was post-Neyboy. The average person will obviously look at this club since 2015 and say, ''they just got worse and worse and didn't win anything,'' but the amount of off the field BAD decisions we've made...
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    Lionel Messi - v7

    And not to sound too dramatic but this is my biggest disappointment with him, overall. There are surely more layers to this than we can see but Valverde had to go and when he eventually did, it was probably a season and a half too late. A part of me doesn't have an issue with Abidal saying it...
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    Lliga | Round 21: Valencia CF - FC Barcelona 2-0

    No penetration, way too lateral. Setien is trying to re-install our possession game but it comes at a cost - lack of penetration. We simply don't have the dynamic movement in forward positions to hurt deep defending sides. Purely my opinion but Pique, Busquets, Rakitic, Alba, Surez all need...
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    Valverde sacked!

    Join me in a large drink fellas. YES! YES! Our 2 year rot could finally be halted.
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    Spanish Supercup Semis: Barca - Atletico 2-3

    We were in total fucking control of that game in the first half before they sucker punched us. They created far less chances than our last meeting at the Metropolitano. Then at 2-1, it was like we decided to press high and take huge risks, allowing them so many in behind chances with Pique...
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    Lionel Messi - v7

    I'm not looking to oversimplify our problems here but my thoughts: - We NEED attacking players who CAN run in behind. Suarez/Griezmann just constantly come short and show for balls. This makes it incredibly easy for high quality teams to bring the defensive line higher and squash us into our...
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    Lliga | Round 17: FC Barcelona - Real Madrid 0-0

    I remember we played Real in the last couple of years and after the match Pique commented something like, ''I never felt so inferior to Madrid before.'' That's exactly how I felt after last night's game. This team is in serious decline and choosing a man who hasn't an ounce of passion...

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