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    Ousmane Dembélé

    I agree man. I guess in the midst of depression, I seek hope :'(
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    Sergio Busquets

    As soon as the game begun to evolve towards physicality, counter press and kilometers covered, his shelf life was quickly evaporating. In the midst of the cycle, the club thought, ''lets just get someone who can play an even slower possession system and make captain quicksand legs the fucking...
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    Ousmane Dembélé

    This cunt is one of the most bi-polar players I've ever seen. In the same game will skip past arguably the world's fastest left back like he's not even there then only a half hour later assess a passing opportunity under no pressure and pass directly to the fucking opposition for a counter...
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    Sergio Busquets

    The issue is that his time was up 5-6 years ago.
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    3 - Alejandro Balde

    By far our best LB and should play as much as possible. However, it is yet to be seen if he mentally will handle the pressure. I hope he does, he's our own little Alphonso Davies.
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    Hector Bellerin

    Why on earth we signed this guy is fucking beyond me. He looks like an 80s pornstar or a Woodstock 99' VIP. All he ever really had was pace at Arsenal and ability to cover ground which are both long gone. He's not played more than 5 games this year (correct me if I'm wrong) and we already 100%...
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    CL Round 5: FC Barcelona - Bayern Munchen 0-3

    Well that was exactly what was expected. Lots of buzz in the Summer, excitement and unfortunately excess expectation. We sold large amounts of club equity to get the players Xavi wanted and now the bubble has burst. We can clearly no longer play this 2009-2012 style of slow, telegraphed...
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    CL Round 5: FC Barcelona - Bayern Munchen 0-3

    As bad as that was, it was fucking incredible to see Alphonso getting destroyed more than once!
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    CL Round 5: FC Barcelona - Bayern Munchen 0-3

    Mind if I join you guys? White rum for me and quite the amount.
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    CL Round 5: FC Barcelona - Bayern Munchen 0-3

    Alonso and Busquets in the first XI. Is Xavi fucking retarded? Honestly? We're out, that's clear but why the fuck does he insist with these two. For such an intelligent man, he's making himself look so fucking stupid.
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    Sergio Busquets

    If he's in the first team much longer this year, then Xavi will have made his bed and have to sleep in it. I'm fucking sick of his skinny ass smug face and his constant errors.
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    Franck Kessie

    I don't really understand this signing the more I see him. Where the hell was he meant to fit?
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    Marcos Alonso

    This guy doesn't deserve a place on our bench, nevermind the first team.
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    24 - Eric García

    He is absolutely garbage and no amount of fucking distribution from the back will change it.
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    CL Round 4: FC Barcelona - Inter 3-3

    Sup boys, Been watching us religiously as always but not as active on here. Tonight's game highlighted the following for me: 1. We have zero creativity if it isn't magic from the wings or lumping crosses in. (Pedri, Gavi, Busquets offers zero except safe passes and the occassional OMG Pedri...
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    Ansu Fati (loaned to Monaco)

    Unfortunately IMO, he's finished here. That injury has clearly destroyed any burst he had/change of direction. He is very one-dimensional and while I was critical earlier in the year we didn't see him in the first XI more often, it's become blatently obvious why that is.
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    6 - Gavi

    Quickly becoming my favourite Barca player. The fire in him and the never ending engine is just so resonating. I can't describe how much enjoyment I get watching him run around smashing into players much bigger than him then popping back up like a fucking jack in the box. Future Captain if he...
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    Xavi Hernández

    Especially with Ansu sitting beside him... :(
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    Xavi Hernández

    I read on the Bayern forum that Upamecano had bullied Lewa in training alot apparently. Seemed so tonight. He was physically stronger and always a step ahead.
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    Marcos Alonso

    Balde is higher quality for us right now.

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