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    9 - Robert Lewandowski

    📊 Lewandowski with Barcelona: 👕 79 games ⚽️ 50 goals 🅰️ 16 assists 🥅 66 G/A 🏆 2 titles Imagine being so good that even after being at your very worst and getting dog's abuse from the fans every week while playing in a crap team with no creativity and patterns of play, you have better numbers...
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    Let's talk about Xavi's replacement (2024)

    🚨🎙️| Robert Lewandowski: “Hansi Flick? He’s a very good man.” 🚨 Pini Zahavi (Lewandowski's agent) is the new agent of Hansi Flick. 🚨BREAKING: Barcelona have approached Hansi Flick to know about his availability, but no offer has been made yet. After recent contacts between the parties, there...
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    Kylian Muppet

    🚨🗣️ Arsène Wenger on Mbappe’s level at the very top due to the likely loss of speed: “Kylian will always be able to play at a very, very high level for years to come. He not only has speed, great players like him adapt to their physical potential, it is also excellent intelligence.” "When I...
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    23 - Jules Kounde

    Lewandowski gave Kounde a tactical talk for 6 minutes in training today. Already a better coach than the chuckle brothers at the helm!
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    9 - Robert Lewandowski

    RL9's technique is insane. Imagine beating Thiago in freestyle skills(lesser drops, lesser mistakes, smooth tekkers). :lol:
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    Xavi Hernández

    Xavi is like that super-entitled high maintenance chic who looks hideous without makeup on and is awful in bed too but has a massive chip on her shoulder and acts like she's the it girl. Atleast the other high maintenance ones are hot and good in bed. Get fucked, you Catalan Tony Pulis.
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    Mauricio Pochettino

    Football is such a cruel sport. This guy tactically destroyed Pep today and yet it ends in a draw because his players can't even finish their breakfast!
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    Pep Guardiola

    Got tactically outwitted by Poch big time!
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    9 - Robert Lewandowski

    I know it's an annoying technique but he has the highest penalty conversion rate ever IIRC(around 92%). Clearly, it works. He found a loophole and slows down while actually being in motion(you can't completely stop) and slots it past the keepers with no power.
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    Liga Round 24: Celta - Barca 1-2

    Lewy speaking to MATS in German. :lol: 2 of the best hairlines in the game! @Horatio
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    9 - Robert Lewandowski

    The GOAT is GOATing! :love: Haters in the mud. :lol:
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    Liga Round 24: Celta - Barca 1-2

    Guy literally kicked Yamal's ass there. Fucking hell! :lol: :lol:
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    Liga Round 24: Celta - Barca 1-2

    Tru.
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    Let's talk about Xavi's replacement (2024)

    Tell me about it! If Bielsa with zero English words and his weird personality can communicate his ideas in the PL then any manager can! That's what the translators, coaching staff and teammates are for. Also, like I said:
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    9 - Robert Lewandowski

    That first touch to set up the strike was glorious. Only a Footballer of a certain calibre can even think of that touch to set up the shot. It's pretty simple. RL9 gets to great positions all the time. Your players don't pass the ball to him and instead lose the ball. When this happens every...
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    Let's talk about Xavi's replacement (2024)

    Well, that's where the translator and teammates will help? Also, the manager can still bark basic ass tactical instructions and Football terminologies in Spanish. Takes an hour to learn those. Trust me, you guys are overestimating the language barrier. The only place where it actually hurts...
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    Let's talk about Xavi's replacement (2024)

    Just use a translator for media duties. Most of the squad speaks English. Bobby Robson had Jose Mourinho as his translator at Barca and did alright.
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    9 - Robert Lewandowski

    RL9 trolls this Espanyol fan at an event. :boss: https://x.com/footballespana_/status/1758696101509517342?s=20
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    Virgil van Dijk

    Who'll win in a fight between these 2? What a brilliant match-up! @Horatio @soul24rage @Fati_Future_BallonDor
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    Lionel "The Greatest of All Time" Messi V2

    Didn't know this. Wow! Thought they were childhood sweethearts.

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