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    Ousmane Dembélé

    well a cast plaster will defo lower the floor to ceiling height vs industrial concrete. Plaster of Paris helps with creativity but can cause an exothermic reaction so I prefer going the fibreglass route and keeping the weight light :thinking:
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    Takefusa Kubo

    I'd have broken protocol and given Tako the Pulpo say 300 min guaranteed promo + the 1 million sal he was asking. And also his pal Pipi when he turns 18 edit: previous was old vid! Dynamic duo these two. With Hiro, they would've been los tres mosqueteros. Allez!
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    Our XI for 2019/20

    well adding Pepe would be great! + his name already sounds Catalan :thinking:
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    Barca 888m Debt.

    I like your thinking Barcaman! From the Geriatricos :wheelchair: to the Galactchicos and onwards & upwards to the ... ... Galashnikovs :brevet:
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    Neymar Jr.

    noooo why jump so high during the recovery work-out session! :facepalm: This the time to use his poker skills. Smart play here would've been to show up d.o.a. drunk and act all lame and disoriented during training, send al' Khelaifi an inverted Ba'al Zəbûb pendant and invite him to join his...
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    Antoine Griezmann

    That's why Barto has got to trade the old guard in this Mercato. Remove all bullets from the barrel and the 1 in the chamber! make it impossible for the Valv to shoot himself in the foot. Give him a pack of wild attacking wolves. Would like to see him try to hold them back and submit them...
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    Neymar Jr.

    Throw Firpo and Sem in there and we're in BizBizZ :omg: but you can stick a fork in it, it's done like a Pekin Duck! Barto will never ever get him back. Even if Baby GOAT goes on a Sumo diet and balloons up to 500 stones, PSG won't release him --> out of spite He'll be living la dolce vita...
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    Barca 888m Debt.

    Yaaaaaikkks if the stadium costs are included in FFP calculations, we're beyond screeeeewed and are gonna run out of kit space!!!! Our vets are gonna end their elderly care career with sponsor names tatatattooed on their foreheads :tata:
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    Ivan Rakitić

    Double Pivot MF of Frenkie and Arthur could work with this set-up . . . . . . . . . . . Griezmann Neymar . . . . . 👽essi . . . . . . Dembele . . . . . . .de Jong . . . . . . Arthur Firpo . . . Pique . . Todibo . . . Semedo For a top attack line-up, I'd go with . . . . . . . . . . . ...
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    Antoine Griezmann

    Even peaceful protest Valv in search of Nothingness would turn into a God of War with this Fantastic Front 4 slaying on the battlefield Valhalla Rising :dembele:
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    Luis Suárez

    Also gotta see how he fairs after his 2nd meniscus surgery. Given sufficient rest between bouts, he could be used as a shark-attack sub. Barto should take Valv into a surprise hypnosis session and turn him into an all-out gung-ho ultra attacking coach :rambo: as long as it's not Mistress...
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    Barca signs Griezmann!

    :rockon: GR7 :rockon: Welcome 2 da Club :cool:
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    Antoine Griezmann

    That's 1 intimidating line-up! You could alternate Busi with Arthur and play Arthur on the right and de Jong on the left Griezzi and Leo could inter-switch at will and Ney Demb could easily beat any off-side trap and teleport in front of goal as alternate CFs. Striking!
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    Antoine Griezmann

    ah the mighty and fallen King Ardas... Alas his faith had been sealed in the annals of time immemorial and revealed by the dance of the erect-nippled Oracle. Heroic stand he and his 300 valiantly held but got outflanked by Xerxes and his army of immortals hey maybe Barto should honor the...
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    Frenkie de Jong

    Big fan of King Arthur and loyal servant to the crown :king: He reigns supreme in possession football. About the big balloon bellies, both he and Grizzi are probably periodizing _ err as in progressive cycling, not Tampax _ and accumulating adipose reserves for the coming year. They'll put any...
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    Ousmane Dembélé

    He's like the Pink Panther, all the big clubs hoping Board will do a doodoo and trade him out. I'm not worried though as Barto said our 11 is off-limits. Hope it won't create xtra pressure from the media though~ yo Lap, seems it's more about the forum users being condescending then. Maybe...
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    Filipe Luis

    Barto going through a midlife crisis while Grizzi's one is more around the mid-rift :lol:
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    Antoine Griezmann

    ororrroororo!!! this has gotta be a pre-hibernation GrizzyLarue :smile160: on the XXXXXL+ side, we can add Michelin to our sponsors $$ :D $$
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    Lionel Messi - v7

    1st!!! page :wave:
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    Neymar Jr.

    Welcome back bruhhhhh!!! hehe How was the vaca? Took the yacht to Monte Carlo? :surfing:

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