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  1. snowy

    CL | 1/4 Final: FC Barcelona - FC Bayern Munich 2-8

    Hope you gave my boo a like. A J unfollowed her on IG cuz she thought she gave a hickey to Jania but it's all good now. JJ explained no one gave it to her, she just got sensitive skin. Period.
  2. snowy

    Lionel Messi - v7

    MJ and Leo are polar opposites in many ways _ almost on different ends of personality spectrums. Life's got a sense of humor though. Numba 10 is the Messiah, 23 is Black Jesus hehe
  3. snowy

    CL | 1/4 Final: FC Barcelona - FC Bayern Munich 2-8

    It was an EA cheat game. Script was bugged and we played the human shaped red bob punching bag tactic to perfection. Suarez's goal wasn't even supposed to happen. Dude went off-script but director decided to keep it! she likey the Messi look
  4. snowy

    Champions League

    Leipsig are no pushover. Only team Bayern to hold Bayern to a zero score this season. Their passing is tight and fast. And their buildup is more cohesive and drilled than PSG who rely more on individual improv. Had Werner not left, they'd have had a pretty credible claim at Big Ears. Even...
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    Ousmane Dembélé

    All we needed was a couple of surgical passes and he'd have torn'em new sink holes! do NOT be deceived! their D is a sieve Mars rover on final approach
  6. snowy

    Frenkie de Jong

    hahaha forgot he's Norwegian. That's how coucou I've gone after this game!
  7. snowy

    Frenkie de Jong

    Worse? You mean in quality or dislikeability? cuz I dunno if it's a time heals all kinda thing but they seem pretty damn sympatico to me compare to those smug Munchkins. F____**#%#%T*#%*#!!!!! ! just sign Haaland and let a German drive the nails in zzzeir Kaizer cuffins :stv088: time for a...
  8. snowy

    Frenkie de Jong

    Grrrrrrrrrr gruyere neutered him today. Since he and Alba were our fastest players actually on the pitch, and they were pretty much useless in position, should've just left and gone forward. Those through run at the beginning that Suarez almost won, they'd have been 1 v 1 with baby fat face...
  9. snowy

    Lionel Messi - v7

    KDB is one of my fav but he wouldn't do Jack D if he played with us and we take out Leo. He in turn would be the sole creator dayyyuuuuummm. Look at how little Dej has been able to do so far. Couti looking unglaublich at Gruyere FC while he was Mr Emo sinking into depression while playing in...
  10. snowy

    Lionel Messi - v7

    lol no way! This game is the cigarette straw that broke Joe Camel's back. Check out Pique's interview! I bet it echoes what everyone on the squad is thinking. Word of the day --- > CAMBIO Luisi errr scratch dat Despacito had no bizz on the pitch. PSG or City will turn that Gruyere Munich...
  11. snowy

    CL | 1/4 Final: FC Barcelona - FC Bayern Munich 2-8

    dang! it's back 2 da cooking channel 4 moi Couti with the coup d'etat n de grace n the cou-cou alarm made us look 8 levels lower than nkuku on his worse day. Oh my! If this was medieval Japan, whole club would've committed sepuku! :ninja: If medieval France, they'd have gone to a convent...
  12. snowy

    CL | 1/4 Final: FC Barcelona - FC Bayern Munich 2-8

    I always joke about CR. Dudes I promise you if he was at the end of those 3 Leo crosses and 5 through balls, would've been at least Barca 8- Gruyere 4 :messi: + :crbust: = V 4 Vendetta he or King Haal Ok Circus du Solame act 2 hier wir gooooo!!!!!
  13. snowy

    CL | 1/4 Final: FC Barcelona - FC Bayern Munich 2-8

    beeeeuaahhhhh foget about COOKING Wiener Schnitzels !!!! we WTF we so soft! 4 playas in position to receive that Messi hit the post cross and not a single one lounged or dived??? hahaha just laugh it up at this point and play our fastest players to pierce that shitty Bayern defense...
  14. snowy

    Neymar Jr.

    no no not at all! u suppa cool :thumbsup: Let's get cooking!!! :lol:
  15. snowy

    Neymar Jr.

    Sorry King, I was a total ASS yesterday and completely misread your post. Just that I called myself a Ney Fanboy 2 days earlier + I really really like COOK - ing :chef: :D so got kinda over-defensive there hahaha
  16. snowy

    CL | 1/4 Final: FC Barcelona - FC Bayern Munich 2-8

    I dig Barcanatic's 2nd approach the most. Excellent poster this dude :thumbsup: Would play Sem and Bob (rm) on the right though for double support with Dej on left. Could play both approaches, one in each half to spare player's stamina and prevent Bayern from devising an adaptation plan in...
  17. snowy

    CL | 1/4 Final: FC Barcelona - FC Bayern Munich 2-8

    You never ever know. Football's gotta be one of the sports with the highest Luck/Freak factor acting as a variable. All it takes is one deflection, one handball in the pen area, our CL Superstar Dr. Own Goal waking up and deciding to throw a rave... That's the mystery of football. Can flip...
  18. snowy

    Champions League

    I'm with you there :cheers: Rooting for a Barca - PSG gran'finale with Leo kicking Lagerfeld's butts all the way to Pluto xD
  19. snowy

    Champions League

    dude tone it down with all the neycucks shameposting. How about allowing some variety in this forum ya. Be cool :cool:
  20. snowy

    Alphonso Davies

    His prez is such an idiot putting all that pressure on him! :lol: Phonzy so humble and always says Messi is his hero. He'll be smitten 2morrow. Stop on his track and ask neo for his auto

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